The Official Joke Thread

Thom Yorke · 03-23-2011, 03:14 PM

More random one-liners:

I wan't to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather, not yelling and screaming like the passengers in his car.

And the rest are from Mitch Hedberg:

A fly was very close to being called a land, because that's what it does half the time.

I got a belt on that's holding up my pants, and the pants have belt loops that hold up the belt. What's going on here? Who is the real hero?

I did a radio interview; the DJ's first question was "Who are you?" I had to think. Is this guy really deep, or did I drive to the wrong station?

I played in a death-metal band. It was one of those bands where people either loved us or hated us. Or they thought we were ok.

03-23-2011, 03:14 PM	#1 (permalink)
Thom Yorke Music Addict Join Date: Jan 2011 Posts: 1,848	More random one-liners: I wan't to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather, not yelling and screaming like the passengers in his car. And the rest are from Mitch Hedberg: A fly was very close to being called a land, because that's what it does half the time. I got a belt on that's holding up my pants, and the pants have belt loops that hold up the belt. What's going on here? Who is the real hero? I did a radio interview; the DJ's first question was "Who are you?" I had to think. Is this guy really deep, or did I drive to the wrong station? I played in a death-metal band. It was one of those bands where people either loved us or hated us. Or they thought we were ok.