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Tristan_Geoff 10-12-2024 11:14 PM
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Originally Posted by Drjohnrock (Post 2239275)
A dog calls 911:

Operator: "911, what is your emergency/"

Dog: "My owner's been gone for two whole seconds!"

Operator: "Wow, that's a real emergency! Is there a couch there you can tear up?"
wait shouldn't the emergency be that the dog is talking or does that surprise no one anymore

Drjohnrock 10-14-2024 08:46 PM
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Originally Posted by Tristan_Geoff (Post 2239282)
wait shouldn't the emergency be that the dog is talking or does that surprise no one anymore

Where’s your imagination, Tristan? Don’t be so literal minded. You wouldn’t happen to be an accountant, would you?

Ruby Slipper 02-23-2025 05:23 PM
Yeah, I'm bumping this thread. ...I thought I'd tell a chemistry joke, but I'm afraid I wouldn't get a reaction. :rolleyes:

Drjohnrock 02-23-2025 07:58 PM
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Originally Posted by Ruby Slipper (Post 2240940)
Yeah, I'm bumping this thread. ...I thought I'd tell a chemistry joke, but I'm afraid I wouldn't get a reaction. :rolleyes:
I see what you did there.

Why did the old man fall into the well?

He couldn’t see that well.

Ruby Slipper 02-23-2025 08:47 PM
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Originally Posted by Drjohnrock (Post 2240942)
I see what you did there.

Why did the old man fall into the well?

He couldn’t see that well.
I see, said the blind man as he picked up his hammer and saw.

...Actually, I was going to share a salty joke, but then I thought, Na....


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