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Psy-Fi 10-02-2021 05:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DianneW (Post 2186922)
What did the little mountain say to the bigger mountain?

[SPOILER]punchline[/SPOILER]

Hi.Cliff.....

noway can do that....:bonkhead:

Click the Go Advanced bar at the bottom right under the reply space.

Then click the SHOW/HIDE option at the upper right corner of the advanced reply space, above the Smiles box.

That will give you a spoiler.

DianneW 10-02-2021 02:20 PM

What happens when a frog's car breaks down?
spoiler alert....







It gets toad!

thanks but no idea why not workeeee... goona now throw some bricks about..


Trollheart 10-02-2021 02:35 PM

Or make sure you have something in quotes after the first spoiler tag, eg [spoiler="this is the answer"] then it should work. It needs something to be shown as text in order to display the spoiler tag, so you can't just put spoiler.



Example
Spoiler for why did the chicken not cross the road:
because it was his day off

DianneW 10-03-2021 02:07 AM

What do you call a can opener that doesn't work?

Spoiler for answer:
you can't



thanks you twos
now on the loose....

DianneW 10-03-2021 02:12 AM

I just went to an emotional Wedding?
Spoiler for answer:
Even the Cake had Tiers

DianneW 10-03-2021 02:13 AM

What kind of Dogs Love Racing Cars?

Spoiler for answer:
Lap Dogs

DianneW 10-03-2021 02:24 AM

It's inappropriate to make a 'Dad Joke' if your Not a Dad
Spoiler for answer:
It's a Faux Pa


:bowdown:have got this now...:wavey:

Trollheart 10-03-2021 02:53 PM

Dear god, what kind of MONSTER have we created???!!! :yikes:

DianneW 10-04-2021 04:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trollheart (Post 2187086)
Dear god, what kind of MONSTER have we created???!!! :yikes:


Life's like a bird.
Spoiler for answer:
It's pretty cute until it poops on your head."

Plankton 10-21-2021 09:29 AM

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