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Old 08-24-2021, 02:22 AM   #611 (permalink)
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lol wut?
I have no clue either, lol.

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Old 09-02-2021, 09:28 AM   #612 (permalink)
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Normal man and lunatic talk to each other. At some moment normal guy say to mad man

You know its true what they are talkin about you,you are crazy.

Mad man replies,i am crazy and everyone knows me and you are normal and no one gives a clue.
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Old 10-01-2021, 12:13 PM   #614 (permalink)
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What do vegetarian zombies eat?

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What do you call an Irishman with 150 girlfriends?

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A middle class job sounds like a boring menu option at a brothel

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Old 10-01-2021, 12:50 PM   #616 (permalink)
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Old 10-01-2021, 02:41 PM   #617 (permalink)
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What do you call an Irishman with 150 girlfriends?

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Shepherd
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I am not Welsh though...
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Old 10-01-2021, 06:11 PM   #619 (permalink)
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If an army officer is crushed by a steamroller, what musical note do you get?

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Old 10-01-2021, 06:20 PM   #620 (permalink)
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What did the pirate say to the bulimic prostitute?

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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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