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Plankton 10-01-2021 11:13 AM

What do vegetarian zombies eat?

Spoiler for punch my line:
Graaaaaaaaains

Psy-Fi 10-01-2021 11:24 AM

What do you call an Irishman with 150 girlfriends?


Plankton 10-01-2021 11:50 AM

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DianneW 10-01-2021 01:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Psy-Fi (Post 2186859)
What do you call an Irishman with 150 girlfriends?


I don't know how to do a spoiler...

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I am not Welsh though...:pssst:

DianneW 10-01-2021 01:46 PM

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Trollheart 10-01-2021 05:11 PM

If an army officer is crushed by a steamroller, what musical note do you get?

Spoiler for answer:
A Flat Major!

The Batlord 10-01-2021 05:20 PM

What did the pirate say to the bulimic prostitute?

Spoiler for huehuehue:
Heave ho!

Trollheart 10-01-2021 08:55 PM

Or the pirate's parrot who was fed up hanging around Harlem...

Spoiler for Grawk!:
Polly want a cracker!

DianneW 10-02-2021 03:26 AM

The guy that invented the umbrella was gonna call it the brella.

[Spoiler]but he hesitated[/Spoiler]

not quite got that... :o:

DianneW 10-02-2021 03:36 AM

What did the little mountain say to the bigger mountain?

[SPOILER]punchline[/SPOILER]

Hi.Cliff.....

noway can do that....:bonkhead:


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