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Old 08-12-2021, 02:07 PM   #601 (permalink)
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I pass by this ancient mailbox every day on my way to work. The old rusty box is nailed to an oak that has to be 150 years old. After 3 years of passing it by I decided to open the box to see if anything was inside. After all, there isn’t even a house nearby to which it could possibly serve anyway. Any home it serviced was long ago torn down I’m sure. I noticed an ancient letter inside as you can see in picture #2. I looked at the post mark date and it said July 7, 1903. Due to age and moisture the addressee on the envelope was not readable, so I opened up the envelope hoping to find some local history and a good story I could share with you. Here is what the letter inside said:
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“We have been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty.”
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Old 08-12-2021, 04:01 PM   #602 (permalink)
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Old 08-13-2021, 09:16 AM   #603 (permalink)
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Old 08-13-2021, 09:58 AM   #604 (permalink)
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Old 08-13-2021, 10:43 AM   #605 (permalink)
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That was pretty good...
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Old 08-13-2021, 02:05 PM   #606 (permalink)
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And I thought it was real.

It isn't, is it?
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Old 08-14-2021, 09:07 AM   #607 (permalink)
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It's as real the extended warranty thats been expiring for some time now.
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Old 08-15-2021, 04:09 PM   #608 (permalink)
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It's as real the extended warranty thats been expiring for some time now.
hey Plonker..you been feeding yourself Corn then....




should be safe there for a while..until you pop your cork
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Old 08-23-2021, 04:42 PM   #609 (permalink)
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What E.T is doing on earth?

He is looking for A.I.
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Old 08-24-2021, 01:16 AM   #610 (permalink)
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What E.T is doing on earth?

He is looking for A.I.
lol wut?
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