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Old 01-08-2019, 04:43 PM   #561 (permalink)
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Pretty sure that joke's decades old. Norm has a tendency to rehash ancient jokes. It's his delivery that makes them funny again.
Exactly. If I were to retell any number of his jokes to other people they'd probably just stare at me like "Was that supposed to be funny?" But Norm just has... Normness.
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Old 01-08-2019, 06:31 PM   #562 (permalink)
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All of his five minute long jokes ending in cheap one liners are brilliant. Frown claimed that he's second only to Doug Stanhope and I heartily concur. Like I listen to those jokes and want to memorize them so I can tell them at work to **** with my co-workers but I see Norm just ad-libbing the whole thing off the top of his head and know I can never get that laugh.
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Old 01-08-2019, 08:46 PM   #564 (permalink)
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Old 01-08-2019, 08:49 PM   #565 (permalink)
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I also love Norm Macdonald. His show on Netflix ain't bad either.
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Him and Adam Eget are a great comedic combo.
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Him and Adam Eget are a great comedic combo.
Eh, it's all carried by Norm. Eget's contributions can be boiled down to being Norm's lackey and inferior. And it's ****ing hilarious.



Norm: *leans forward* 9/11
Everyone: *erupts with laughter*

Hilarious in context, even more hilarious without it.
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Adam often plays the character of a wet towel because he has a real talent for doing so. It takes a lot of guts to ask prolific comedians "where do you get your ideas from?" He's a really great part of the show if you ask me.



His bit on the episode with Super Dave about excessive salt consumption had me in stitches.
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Eh, it's all carried by Norm. Eget's contributions can be boiled down to being Norm's lackey and inferior. And it's ****ing hilarious.



Norm: *leans forward* 9/11
Everyone: *erupts with laughter*

Hilarious in context, even more hilarious without it.
I've been binge watching/listening to Norm MacDonald Live. I'm up to ~ episode 19.
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