The Official Joke Thread

Blank. · 08-26-2016, 02:47 PM

*Raises hand like an idiot*

**Frownland** · 08-26-2016, 02:48 PM

Does it count if you always feel like an idiot?

innerspaceboy · 08-26-2016, 04:59 PM

My favorite death metal cover of 4' 33"

DwnWthVwls · 08-27-2016, 09:08 AM

It's not nearly as good without an audience.

The Batlord · 08-27-2016, 11:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DwnWthVwls

It's not nearly as good without an audience.

It's best without an audience or musicians. Though if 4'33 is performed without anyone to not hear it, does it still not make a sound?

**Frownland** · 08-27-2016, 12:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Batlord

It's best without an audience or musicians. Though if 4'33 is performed without anyone to not hear it, does it still not make a sound?

In a vacuum, no.

Take that, Cage. Such a dumbass.

innerspaceboy · 08-28-2016, 08:53 AM

An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar.

The first orders a beer... The second orders half a beer... The third orders one quarter of a beer... The fourth orders one eighth of a beer...

The bartender pours two beers for the entire group, and replies "cmon guys, know your limits."

DwnWthVwls · 08-28-2016, 11:08 AM

Lol

Blank. · 10-18-2016, 06:01 PM

“I thought using loops was cheating, so I programmed my own using samples. I then thought using samples was cheating, so I recorded real drums. I then thought that programming it was cheating, so I learned to play drums for real. I then thought using bought drums was cheating, so I learned to make my own. I then thought using premade skins was cheating, so I killed a goat and skinned it. I then thought that that was cheating too, so I grew my own goat from a baby goat. I also think that is cheating, but I’m not sure where to go from here. I haven’t made any music lately, what with the goat farming and all.”

Key · 10-18-2016, 06:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 1blankmind

“I thought using loops was cheating, so I programmed my own using samples. I then thought using samples was cheating, so I recorded real drums. I then thought that programming it was cheating, so I learned to play drums for real. I then thought using bought drums was cheating, so I learned to make my own. I then thought using premade skins was cheating, so I killed a goat and skinned it. I then thought that that was cheating too, so I grew my own goat from a baby goat. I also think that is cheating, but I’m not sure where to go from here. I haven’t made any music lately, what with the goat farming and all.”

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10-18-2016, 06:01 PM	#549 (permalink)
Blank. Jacob Sartorius Join Date: May 2016 Location: Dank memes Posts: 4,033	“I thought using loops was cheating, so I programmed my own using samples. I then thought using samples was cheating, so I recorded real drums. I then thought that programming it was cheating, so I learned to play drums for real. I then thought using bought drums was cheating, so I learned to make my own. I then thought using premade skins was cheating, so I killed a goat and skinned it. I then thought that that was cheating too, so I grew my own goat from a baby goat. I also think that is cheating, but I’m not sure where to go from here. I haven’t made any music lately, what with the goat farming and all.”