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Blank. 08-26-2016 01:47 PM

*Raises hand like an idiot*

Frownland 08-26-2016 01:48 PM

Does it count if you always feel like an idiot?

innerspaceboy 08-26-2016 03:59 PM

My favorite death metal cover of 4' 33"


DwnWthVwls 08-27-2016 08:08 AM

It's not nearly as good without an audience.

The Batlord 08-27-2016 10:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DwnWthVwls (Post 1736389)
It's not nearly as good without an audience.

It's best without an audience or musicians. Though if 4'33 is performed without anyone to not hear it, does it still not make a sound?

Frownland 08-27-2016 11:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1736432)
It's best without an audience or musicians. Though if 4'33 is performed without anyone to not hear it, does it still not make a sound?

In a vacuum, no.

Take that, Cage. Such a dumbass.

innerspaceboy 08-28-2016 07:53 AM

An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar.

The first orders a beer... The second orders half a beer... The third orders one quarter of a beer... The fourth orders one eighth of a beer...

The bartender pours two beers for the entire group, and replies "cmon guys, know your limits."

DwnWthVwls 08-28-2016 10:08 AM

Lol

Blank. 10-18-2016 05:01 PM

“I thought using loops was cheating, so I programmed my own using samples. I then thought using samples was cheating, so I recorded real drums. I then thought that programming it was cheating, so I learned to play drums for real. I then thought using bought drums was cheating, so I learned to make my own. I then thought using premade skins was cheating, so I killed a goat and skinned it. I then thought that that was cheating too, so I grew my own goat from a baby goat. I also think that is cheating, but I’m not sure where to go from here. I haven’t made any music lately, what with the goat farming and all.”

Key 10-18-2016 05:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 1blankmind (Post 1759638)
“I thought using loops was cheating, so I programmed my own using samples. I then thought using samples was cheating, so I recorded real drums. I then thought that programming it was cheating, so I learned to play drums for real. I then thought using bought drums was cheating, so I learned to make my own. I then thought using premade skins was cheating, so I killed a goat and skinned it. I then thought that that was cheating too, so I grew my own goat from a baby goat. I also think that is cheating, but I’m not sure where to go from here. I haven’t made any music lately, what with the goat farming and all.”

:laughing:


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