The Official Joke Thread

Key · 08-21-2016, 05:36 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

Jimmy Paige makes a lot of mistakes playing guitar.

That's just funny on it's own merits.

**Frownland** · 08-21-2016, 05:36 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

Jimmy Paige makes a lot of mistakes playing guitar. Grindy made a lot of typos.

*Jimi Paige

You ****ing idiot.

The Batlord · 08-21-2016, 05:37 PM

Knock knock.

Who's there?

*Varg Vikernes stabs you in the head*

**Frownland** · 08-22-2016, 01:18 PM

Knock knock
Who's there?
Knockknock
Who's there?
Knockknock
Who's there?
Knokcnkock
Who's there?
Knkoncokck
Who's there?
Kknnoocckk
Who's there?
Kknnoocckk
Who's there?
Knkoncokck
Who's there?
Knokcnkock
Who's there?
Knockknock
Who's there?
Knock knock
Who's there?
Steve Reich

Plankton · 08-22-2016, 01:21 PM

Come on in!
SRV

innerspaceboy · 08-22-2016, 02:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Frownland

Knock knock
Who's there?
Steve Reich

LOVE IT!

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“GODDAMNIT TERRY RILEY JUST COME IN!”

DwnWthVwls · 08-22-2016, 08:06 PM

My wife was gang raped by a troupe of mime artists. They performed unspeakable acts on her.

Key · 08-22-2016, 08:08 PM

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Originally Posted by DwnWthVwls

My wife was gang raped by a troupe of mime artists. They performed unspeakable acts on her.

The Batlord · 08-22-2016, 10:09 PM

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Originally Posted by DwnWthVwls

My wife was gang raped by a troupe of mime artists. They performed unspeakable acts on her.

grindy · 08-22-2016, 10:58 PM

I am standing in a room different from the one you are in now. I am recording the sound of my knocking and I am going to play it back into the room again and again until the resonant frequencies of the room reinforce themselves so that any semblance of my knocking, with perhaps the exception of rhythm, is destroyed. What you will hear, then, are the natural resonant frequencies of the room articulated by knocking. I regard this activity not so much as a demonstration of a physical fact, but more as a way to smooth out any irregularities my knocking might have.

Who's There?

Alvin Lucier.

08-22-2016, 01:18 PM	#494 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,541	Knock knock Who's there? Knockknock Who's there? Knockknock Who's there? Knokcnkock Who's there? Knkoncokck Who's there? Kknnoocckk Who's there? Kknnoocckk Who's there? Knkoncokck Who's there? Knokcnkock Who's there? Knockknock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there? Steve Reich __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

08-22-2016, 01:21 PM	#495 (permalink)
Plankton Just Keep Swimming... Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: See signature... Posts: 7,765	Come on in! SRV __________________ See location...

08-22-2016, 10:58 PM	#500 (permalink)
grindy . Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: . Posts: 7,201	I am standing in a room different from the one you are in now. I am recording the sound of my knocking and I am going to play it back into the room again and again until the resonant frequencies of the room reinforce themselves so that any semblance of my knocking, with perhaps the exception of rhythm, is destroyed. What you will hear, then, are the natural resonant frequencies of the room articulated by knocking. I regard this activity not so much as a demonstration of a physical fact, but more as a way to smooth out any irregularities my knocking might have. Who's There? Alvin Lucier. __________________ *A smell of petroleum prevails throughout.*