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Old 08-21-2016, 05:24 PM   #481 (permalink)
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I've heard the Glass one, the Basinksi is well done though.
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Old 08-21-2016, 05:25 PM   #482 (permalink)
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I don't get either of them. Explain?
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Old 08-21-2016, 05:27 PM   #483 (permalink)
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Thanks! I made it up after hearing the Glass one for the first time this afternoon.

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Frown, do you want to take this one? I'm hosting a gathering at present.
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Knock Knock.

Who's there?

Knokc Konck.

Who's there?

Knocxk Knock.

Who's there?

Jimmy Page.
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Old 08-21-2016, 05:29 PM   #485 (permalink)
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Philip Glass makes minimalism that repeats a lot (would've been funnier with Steve Reich imo).

William Basinski made an album called the Disintegration Loops, which is made up of tape loops deteriorating on a tape head until it breaks.

Modern classical music lulz>>>>>>
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Knock Knock.

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Knock Knock.

Who's there?

Knock Knock.

Who's there?

Helen Keller.
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Knokc Konck.

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Knocxk Knock.

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Jimmy Page.
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I still don't get it.
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The knock knock jokes are like their music.
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Jimmy Paige makes a lot of mistakes playing guitar. Grindy made a lot of typos.
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