I heard the same thing, 'cept in the version I was told the guy was missing a foot

Whats good on pie, but not on pussy?


































crust

Wanna hear a Metallica joke?




St. Anger.

That's very black humor.

on a cross country trip, an airplane starts experiencing mechanical failure. the turbulence of the plane has the passengers worried. over the intercom, the pilot tells the passengers to deploy oxygen masks and brace for impact. knowing their time could be limited, passengers begin consoling each other and hugging their loved ones.

a woman on the plane stands up and rips off her shirt. passengers curiously watch as she pulls down her jeans and stands in the aisle in just underwear. "i dont want to die a virgin. someone come up here and make me feel like a woman. i want to feel like a real woman before i die"

one eager man rushes to the woman and rips off his shirt as well. she looks him up and down and says 'can you make me feel like a real woman?' the man smirks. 'of course i can. iron this shirt.'

You'll like this 216, old but:

What do you tell your wife when she has two black eyes? Nothing. You've told her twice already.

What's the difference between an a$$hole and a glove?


You can only fit one hand inside a glove.

Speaking from auto-observed experiments, aye?

hadta make room for the strap-ons, I please my women brah

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