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The Batlord 08-24-2012 10:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scotty Baboon (Post 1222901)
What did Ray Charles say when he walked by the fish market?

"Good morning, ladies"

Hey, you stole my joke, you bastard! :p:

MattMVS7 08-31-2012 11:37 AM

What is a walk through (such as an online gaming video) that gets you nowhere?

Answer: A nowhere through.

Janszoon 08-31-2012 11:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MattMVS7 (Post 1226071)
What is a walk through (such as an online gaming video) that gets you nowhere?

Answer: A nowhere through.

:baseball:

Urban Hat€monger ? 08-31-2012 11:45 AM

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Key 08-31-2012 12:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MattMVS7 (Post 1226071)
What is a walk through (such as an online gaming video) that gets you nowhere?

Answer: A nowhere through.

What.

Freebase Dali 08-31-2012 01:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MattMVS7 (Post 1226071)
What is a walk through (such as an online gaming video) that gets you nowhere?

Answer: A nowhere through.

That reminds me of this one joke...

Q: What do you call a cat with no tail?
A: Cat with no tail.

Janszoon 08-31-2012 01:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Freebase Dali (Post 1226089)
That reminds me of this one joke...

Q: What do you call a cat with no tail?
A: Cat with no tail.

:laughing:

ribbons 08-31-2012 02:33 PM

A bear walks into a bar.
Bartender: "What'll it be?"
Bear: "I'll have a scotch............................................ .................and soda."
Bartender: "Why the big pause?"

Janszoon 08-31-2012 02:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ribbons (Post 1226106)
A bear walks into a bar.
Bartender: "What'll it be?"
Bear: "I'll have a scotch............................................ .................and soda."
Bartender: "Why the big pause?"

ba da boom :laughing:

ribbons 08-31-2012 03:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Janszoon (Post 1226110)
ba da boom :laughing:

Hey Janszoon, your new avatar is ba da boom too. :laughing:

A guy walks into a bar with jumper cables. The bartender says, "You can come in, but don't try to start anything!"

;)


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