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ThePhanastasio 02-19-2012 04:29 PM

In very poor taste, but...

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a child?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

Bloozcrooz 02-19-2012 04:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ThePhanastasio (Post 1156709)
In very poor taste, but...

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a child?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

Thats morbidly hilarious!!!

Lisnaholic 02-19-2012 04:50 PM

Hey! It`s good to see that you`re back, Bloozcrooz ! I hope everything is well with you ; where`ve you been ?

Oh, and my joke, which is also a beginner`s guide to music:-
If a musician is playing three chords in front of a thousand people, it`s rock.
If a musician is playing a thousand chords in front of three people, it`s jazz.

Bloozcrooz 02-19-2012 04:59 PM

Hey Lisnaholic! Good to see ya as well. I liked how ya zinged that one in there. It got a laugh out of me. Hope your doing ok

Lisnaholic 02-19-2012 05:08 PM

Glad you liked it - one of about two jokes that I know.
You missed all the end-of-year/Valentine`s Day excitement here, and I missed all your SRV clips !

Bloozcrooz 02-19-2012 05:11 PM

End of the year excitment huh? Hmm..yeah ive been away for a while. Ill try an dig up some more good Stevie clips for ya soon though.

Frownland 02-19-2012 06:42 PM

Everyone feels sorry for Whitney Houston, but she's been doing pretty good IMO. Sober for eight days and counting.




















Too soon?

Howard the Duck 02-19-2012 06:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ThePhanastasio (Post 1156709)
In very poor taste, but...

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a child?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

i've already posted that some pages earlier


Quote:

Originally Posted by Bloozcrooz (Post 1156710)
Thats morbidly hilarious!!!

yeah wb to MB, bloozcrooz

where ya been?

this is Il Duce here, btw

Bloozcrooz 02-19-2012 07:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Howard the Duck (Post 1156770)
i've already posted that some pages earlier




yeah wb to MB, bloozcrooz

where ya been?

this is Il Duce here, btw

Oh...its a long story man but its good to see ya!!

iluvwubs 03-14-2012 05:11 PM

What's pink and covered in rust.

Madeleine Mccann's bike.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1156769)
Everyone feels sorry for Whitney Houston, but she's been doing pretty good IMO. Sober for eight days and counting.

Too soon?

I would have told a joke contrasting the deaths of Whitney Houston and Michael Jackson, but its a bit too off color.


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