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Old 03-27-2009, 02:41 PM   #31 (permalink)
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I should have known this would turn sexual...
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Old 03-27-2009, 02:48 PM   #32 (permalink)
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Why do so many people gravitate to Texas?

Because Oklahoma is horrible.
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Old 03-27-2009, 02:53 PM   #33 (permalink)
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Why do so many people gravitate to Texas?

Because Oklahoma is horrible.
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Old 03-27-2009, 03:06 PM   #34 (permalink)
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Thank you sirrr.
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A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide.

The librarian says; "Fuck off, you won't bring it back."
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How does a hillbilly find his daughter in the cornfield?





Very satisfying.
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a man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide.

The librarian says; "fuck off, you won't bring it back."
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Thank you sirrr.
And I have lived in OK for 13 years. I go to Texas if want to do anything fun or remotely interesting
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Hahahahahaha!!... gross.

Yo momma fight!

Yo mama so nasty she has to creep up on bathwater
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And I have lived in OK for 13 years. I go to Texas if want to do anything fun or remotely interesting
I'm glad it was a factual story then.
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