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Old 03-04-2011, 10:21 AM   #1 (permalink)
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wow...also, you still have HMVs?
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Old 03-04-2011, 12:21 PM   #2 (permalink)
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wow...also, you still have HMVs?
There are less by the day. I'm not a big fan though.
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Old 03-04-2011, 12:26 PM   #3 (permalink)
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I love HMV!

What kind of biscuit flys? Just a wee plain one *plane action with hand*
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i havent i refuse to in fact. it triggers my ptsd from yrs ago when i thought my ex's anal beads were those edible candy necklaces
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Old 03-04-2011, 12:45 PM   #4 (permalink)
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I love HMV!
If I need a cd in town, I go to Avalanche Records.
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Old 03-04-2011, 12:47 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Couldn't even tell you where it is...
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Old 03-04-2011, 12:58 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Couldn't even tell you where it is...
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Next to the train station.
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Old 03-04-2011, 01:08 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Which one, central, argyll or queen st? silly!
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Old 03-04-2011, 01:30 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Which one, central, argyll or queen st? silly!
Touche. Queen street, just up the stairs. Next to the camping shop and the best kebab in glasgow shop.
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Old 03-11-2011, 06:19 AM   #9 (permalink)
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The results of staying up until 5 this morning drinking with friends...

What's the first mention of drugs in the bible?
The woman getting stoned

What's the first mention of football in the bible?
When Jesus went in for the cross

What did Jesus say when he woke up on the cross?
Ah **** I was hammered last night

A chicken and an egg wake up in bed together. The chicken turns to the egg and says "well at least we know who came first"

What's red and invisible?
No tomato

That's all I can remember at the moment
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this is a homphobic one I made up myself:-

Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus, Gays are usually up Uranus
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