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Old 03-26-2009, 11:00 PM   #1 (permalink)
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what's the strongest muscle in your mouth?




MY DIIIIIICCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!
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isn't this one of the main reasons for this entire site?

what's next? a thread made specifically to banter about music?
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Old 03-26-2009, 11:56 PM   #2 (permalink)
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I like the emphasis on dick there.
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Laser beams, psychedelic hats, and for some reason kittens. Surrel reminds me of kittens.
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Old 03-27-2009, 12:25 AM   #3 (permalink)
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My dick need no introduction
Your dick don't even function
My dick served a whole lunch-in
Your dick- it look like a munchkin
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Old 03-27-2009, 04:22 AM   #4 (permalink)
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I asked a girl once where was the strangest place she had ever had sex..

she said up her arse.
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Old 03-27-2009, 01:41 PM   #5 (permalink)
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I should have known this would turn sexual...
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Old 03-27-2009, 01:48 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Why do so many people gravitate to Texas?

Because Oklahoma is horrible.
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Laser beams, psychedelic hats, and for some reason kittens. Surrel reminds me of kittens.
^if you wanna know perfection that's it, you dumb shits
Spoiler for guess what:
|i am a heron i ahev a long neck and i pick fish out of the water w/ my beak if you dont repost this comment on 10 other pages i will fly into your kitchen tonight and make a mess of your pots and pans
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Old 03-27-2009, 01:53 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Why do so many people gravitate to Texas?

Because Oklahoma is horrible.
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Old 04-01-2009, 05:27 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Why do so many people gravitate to Texas?

Because Oklahoma is horrible.
I think you fucked this joke up.


The way I always heard it:
Why doesn't Texas fall in to the ocean?



Cause Oklahoma sucks.
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Old 03-27-2009, 02:06 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Thank you sirrr.
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Laser beams, psychedelic hats, and for some reason kittens. Surrel reminds me of kittens.
^if you wanna know perfection that's it, you dumb shits
Spoiler for guess what:
|i am a heron i ahev a long neck and i pick fish out of the water w/ my beak if you dont repost this comment on 10 other pages i will fly into your kitchen tonight and make a mess of your pots and pans
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Old 03-27-2009, 02:32 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Thank you sirrr.
And I have lived in OK for 13 years. I go to Texas if want to do anything fun or remotely interesting
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