The Official Joke Thread

ElephantSack · 05-10-2009, 07:15 AM

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Originally Posted by CAPTAIN CAVEMAN

?

it is.

NSW · 05-10-2009, 10:59 AM

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Originally Posted by ElephantSack

how long is an asian name?

Ha!...days later and I just got this. Good one.

SpikeUM · 05-10-2009, 05:52 PM

I still don't get that one. :/

~~coryallen2~~ · 05-10-2009, 05:53 PM

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Originally Posted by SpikeUM

I still don't get that one. :/

(Insert facepalm here)

Antonio · 05-10-2009, 06:08 PM

a guy starts hearing a voice in his head. it tells him "Go to Las Vegas". At first he ignores it, but with each passing day, it gets louder and more frequent, "Go to Las Vegas, GO TO LAS VEGAS!!". so one day he gives up and says "fine, i'll go!". he gets in his car, and drives all the way to Las Vegas, Nevada. then the voice says "go to a casino." he goes to the first one he sees.

"go to the roulette table."
he runs over to the roullette table.

"put all of the money you have on 38 black."
he takes out all of the money he has and puts it on 38 black.

then the guys spins the wheel. it's spinning and spinning, then finally it stops.

17 red.

the voice says "shit."

~~CAPTAIN CAVEMAN~~ · 05-10-2009, 06:09 PM

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Originally Posted by ElephantSack

it is.

oh... duh

at first i thought it was going to have something to do with their penis sizes.

SpikeUM · 05-10-2009, 06:11 PM

Thats what I was thinking.

ElephantSack · 05-11-2009, 11:49 AM

^Get your minds outta the gutters, folks.

~~coryallen2~~ · 05-11-2009, 11:49 AM

LOL. I think they like asain penis.

Syffuf25 · 05-12-2009, 12:42 PM

I know a good joke, womens rights.

No I'm not sexist just thought it was funny.

05-10-2009, 05:52 PM	#233 (permalink)
SpikeUM Groupie Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 2	I still don't get that one. :/

05-10-2009, 06:11 PM	#237 (permalink)
SpikeUM Groupie Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 2	Thats what I was thinking.

05-11-2009, 11:49 AM	#238 (permalink)
ElephantSack Man vs. Wild Turkey Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: ATX Posts: 948	^Get your minds outta the gutters, folks.

05-11-2009, 11:49 AM	#239 (permalink)
~~coryallen2~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: lorain,ohio Posts: 909	LOL. I think they like asain penis.

05-12-2009, 12:42 PM	#240 (permalink)
Syffuf25 Music Addict Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Minnesota Posts: 55	I know a good joke, womens rights. No I'm not sexist just thought it was funny.