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ElephantSack 05-10-2009 06:15 AM

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Originally Posted by CAPTAIN CAVEMAN (Post 654833)
?

it is.

NSW 05-10-2009 09:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ElephantSack (Post 654825)
how long is an asian name?

Ha!...days later and I just got this. Good one. :laughing:

SpikeUM 05-10-2009 04:52 PM

I still don't get that one. :/

coryallen2 05-10-2009 04:53 PM

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Originally Posted by SpikeUM (Post 656445)
I still don't get that one. :/




(Insert facepalm here)

Antonio 05-10-2009 05:08 PM

a guy starts hearing a voice in his head. it tells him "Go to Las Vegas". At first he ignores it, but with each passing day, it gets louder and more frequent, "Go to Las Vegas, GO TO LAS VEGAS!!". so one day he gives up and says "fine, i'll go!". he gets in his car, and drives all the way to Las Vegas, Nevada. then the voice says "go to a casino." he goes to the first one he sees.

"go to the roulette table."
he runs over to the roullette table.

"put all of the money you have on 38 black."
he takes out all of the money he has and puts it on 38 black.

then the guys spins the wheel. it's spinning and spinning, then finally it stops.

17 red.

the voice says "shit."

CAPTAIN CAVEMAN 05-10-2009 05:09 PM

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Originally Posted by ElephantSack (Post 656199)
it is.

oh... duh

at first i thought it was going to have something to do with their penis sizes.

SpikeUM 05-10-2009 05:11 PM

Thats what I was thinking.

ElephantSack 05-11-2009 10:49 AM

^Get your minds outta the gutters, folks.

coryallen2 05-11-2009 10:49 AM

LOL. I think they like asain penis.

Syffuf25 05-12-2009 11:42 AM

I know a good joke, womens rights.

No I'm not sexist just thought it was funny.


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