The Official Joke Thread

Zachary Lewis · 04-29-2009, 03:42 PM

A midget was pickpocketed in New York city today. How could someone stoop so low?

Whatsitoosit · 04-30-2009, 09:00 AM

I rank this #2 of the 3.

~~coryallen2~~ · 04-30-2009, 09:00 AM

HEY GUYS!

Is it rude if a midget tells you your hair smells good?

Whatsitoosit · 04-30-2009, 10:51 AM

depends, if it's a female... no. If it's a male and he's standing on a chair when he says it... no.

~~coryallen2~~ · 04-30-2009, 10:57 AM

Lol

intrapolis · 04-30-2009, 11:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Antonio

a baby seal walked into a club

ag ag ag!

Cheers to that sir.

SATCHMO · 04-30-2009, 02:08 PM

Once in a land far, far away there lived a group of people called Trids. The Trids were happy except for the huge ogre that lived on the mountain. The ogre would periodically terrorize the Trids.

The Trids tired of the ogre and sought to reason with him. They thought one of their religious leaders would be a good intermediary. So a group of Trids and their minister went up the mountain and before they could even say one word the ogre kicked them down the mountain. Not being dismayed the Trids thought that maybe the ogre was Catholic, so they sent another delegation, this time led by the local priest. But alas, as they approached the ogre he once again kicked them all down the mountain.

The Trids were upset until they thought that perhaps the ogre was Jewish. Unfortunately, no Trids were Jewish, so they wrote to the people of another land and asked them to send a Rabbi to help them with the ogre. The Rabbi arrived and led a delegation of Trids up the mountain. The ogre saw them coming and kicked all of them, except for the Rabbi, down the mountain. The Rabbi, having been told of the previous expeditions, wondered why he alone had not been kicked down the mountain, so he asked the ogre. The ogre laughed and replied:

"Silly Rabbi, kicks are for Trids!"

Terrible Lizard · 04-30-2009, 08:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SATCHMO

Once in a land far, far away there lived a group of people called Trids. The Trids were happy except for the huge ogre that lived on the mountain. The ogre would periodically terrorize the Trids.

The Trids tired of the ogre and sought to reason with him. They thought one of their religious leaders would be a good intermediary. So a group of Trids and their minister went up the mountain and before they could even say one word the ogre kicked them down the mountain. Not being dismayed the Trids thought that maybe the ogre was Catholic, so they sent another delegation, this time led by the local priest. But alas, as they approached the ogre he once again kicked them all down the mountain.

The Trids were upset until they thought that perhaps the ogre was Jewish. Unfortunately, no Trids were Jewish, so they wrote to the people of another land and asked them to send a Rabbi to help them with the ogre. The Rabbi arrived and led a delegation of Trids up the mountain. The ogre saw them coming and kicked all of them, except for the Rabbi, down the mountain. The Rabbi, having been told of the previous expeditions, wondered why he alone had not been kicked down the mountain, so he asked the ogre. The ogre laughed and replied:

"Silly Rabbi, kicks are for Trids!"

I marvel at the genius of it.

NSW · 05-01-2009, 08:34 AM

It was once said that a black man would be president "when pigs fly". Indeed, 100 days into Obama's presidency.....swine flu.

teehee

~~coryallen2~~ · 05-01-2009, 08:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nonsubmissivewife

It was once said that a black man would be president "when pigs fly". Indeed, 100 days into Obama's presidency.....swine flu.

teehee

LOL put a little smile on my face.

04-30-2009, 09:00 AM	#212 (permalink)
Whatsitoosit Bringer of Carrots Join Date: May 2008 Location: New York, NY Posts: 648	I rank this #2 of the 3. __________________ "It takes 43 muscles to frown and 17 to smile, but it doesn't take any to just sit there with a dumb look on your face."

04-30-2009, 10:51 AM	#214 (permalink)
Whatsitoosit Bringer of Carrots Join Date: May 2008 Location: New York, NY Posts: 648	depends, if it's a female... no. If it's a male and he's standing on a chair when he says it... no. __________________ "It takes 43 muscles to frown and 17 to smile, but it doesn't take any to just sit there with a dumb look on your face."

05-01-2009, 08:34 AM	#219 (permalink)
NSW Bigger and Better Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Texas girl living in the UK Posts: 2,596	It was once said that a black man would be president "when pigs fly". Indeed, 100 days into Obama's presidency.....swine flu. teehee __________________ Hi.

04-29-2009, 03:42 PM	#211 (permalink)
Zachary Lewis Groupie Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 10	A midget was pickpocketed in New York city today. How could someone stoop so low?

04-30-2009, 09:00 AM	#213 (permalink)
~~coryallen2~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: lorain,ohio Posts: 909	HEY GUYS! Is it rude if a midget tells you your hair smells good?

04-30-2009, 10:57 AM	#215 (permalink)
~~coryallen2~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: lorain,ohio Posts: 909	Lol

04-30-2009, 02:08 PM	#217 (permalink)
SATCHMO Al Dente Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,708	Once in a land far, far away there lived a group of people called Trids. The Trids were happy except for the huge ogre that lived on the mountain. The ogre would periodically terrorize the Trids. The Trids tired of the ogre and sought to reason with him. They thought one of their religious leaders would be a good intermediary. So a group of Trids and their minister went up the mountain and before they could even say one word the ogre kicked them down the mountain. Not being dismayed the Trids thought that maybe the ogre was Catholic, so they sent another delegation, this time led by the local priest. But alas, as they approached the ogre he once again kicked them all down the mountain. The Trids were upset until they thought that perhaps the ogre was Jewish. Unfortunately, no Trids were Jewish, so they wrote to the people of another land and asked them to send a Rabbi to help them with the ogre. The Rabbi arrived and led a delegation of Trids up the mountain. The ogre saw them coming and kicked all of them, except for the Rabbi, down the mountain. The Rabbi, having been told of the previous expeditions, wondered why he alone had not been kicked down the mountain, so he asked the ogre. The ogre laughed and replied: "Silly Rabbi, kicks are for Trids!"