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Old 04-27-2009, 02:54 PM   #201 (permalink)
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can we please stop with the hat jokes? I don't find this sorta humor funny and quite frankly it disturbs me that so many people would. I own several hats so this topic really hits home with me, thanks for understanding.
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Old 04-28-2009, 07:26 PM   #202 (permalink)
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can we please stop with the hat jokes? I don't find this sorta humor funny and quite frankly it disturbs me that so many people would. I own several hats so this topic really hits home with me, thanks for understanding.
I'm.. so.. sorry. I... didn't.. know!! I DIDN'T KNOW!!!!
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Old 04-28-2009, 07:28 PM   #203 (permalink)
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How many indie kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Hey, I got that joke on vinyl!
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How many scene kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

100. 1 to actually screw it in, and 99 to say they did it first.
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Old 04-29-2009, 09:38 AM   #204 (permalink)
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I hate pedophiles. They're fucking immature assholes.
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Old 04-29-2009, 09:55 AM   #205 (permalink)
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does anybody really ever love a pedophile?
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does anybody really ever love a pedophile?

Yeah I love myself...


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Old 04-29-2009, 12:05 PM   #207 (permalink)
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does anybody really ever love a pedophile?
I don't think you fully understood that joke.
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Old 04-29-2009, 12:46 PM   #208 (permalink)
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DOH!!!!! ok sorry, good one
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Old 04-29-2009, 01:02 PM   #209 (permalink)
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Old 04-29-2009, 03:21 PM   #210 (permalink)
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the first one was better.
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