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Freebase Dali 04-24-2009 02:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Roemilca (Post 646078)
I hate these baby jokes, and those little girl rape jokes that ElephantSack and the other user are posting. Jokes are supposed to be comical, not disturbing or just plain grotesque.

If there are people laughing, then it holds comedic value.
I certainly don't find certain types of humor funny, but I'm not Wiki editor about it.

anticipation 04-24-2009 02:38 PM

An Englishman, a Chinaman, a Mexican, and a Irishman are all on a hot-air balloon ride around the world. As the balloon travels over China, the Chinaman suddenly stands on the side of the basket and shouts "For China!" and jumps out of the balloon. The rest of the guys continue flying around the world. As the balloon travels over Mexico, the Mexican stands on the side of the basket like the Chinamen and shouts "For Mexico!" and jumps out of the balloon. Now it is just the Englishman and the Irishman. They remark to one another how it is foolish to commit suicide for one's country, and have no intentions of jumping. Then, as the balloon begins to fly over England, the Englishman shouts "For England!" and throws the Irishman out of the balloon.

Roemilca 04-24-2009 02:40 PM

A blonde sits down next to an elderly man at a food court.
The blonde starts looking at the man, trying to find a way to start a conversation. Finally, the blonde turns to him and says, "TGIF!"
The man glances at her, and says, "Shit."
The blonde is confused, so she repeats "TGIF."
The man just replies, "SHIT."
The blonde gives up, and decides to explain. "No, 'TGIF' means 'thank god it's friday'."
The man turns to her and says, "No 'SHIT'. 'sorry honey it's thursday'."

Freebase Dali 04-24-2009 02:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Roemilca (Post 646106)
A blonde sits down next to an elderly man at a food court.
The blonde starts looking at the man, trying to find a way to start a conversation. Finally, the blonde turns to him and says, "TGIF!"
The man glances at her, and says, "Shit."
The blonde is confused, so she repeats "TGIF."
The man just replies, "SHIT."
The blonde gives up, and decides to explain. "No, 'TGIF' means 'thank god it's friday'."
The man turns to her and says, "No 'SHIT'. 'sorry honey it's thursday'."

Meh...

ElephantSack 04-25-2009 06:48 AM

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Originally Posted by anticipation (Post 646104)
An Englishman, a Chinaman, a Mexican, and a Irishman are all on a hot-air balloon ride around the world. As the balloon travels over China, the Chinaman suddenly stands on the side of the basket and shouts "For China!" and jumps out of the balloon. The rest of the guys continue flying around the world. As the balloon travels over Mexico, the Mexican stands on the side of the basket like the Chinamen and shouts "For Mexico!" and jumps out of the balloon. Now it is just the Englishman and the Irishman. They remark to one another how it is foolish to commit suicide for one's country, and have no intentions of jumping. Then, as the balloon begins to fly over England, the Englishman shouts "For England!" and throws the Irishman out of the balloon.

I've got a joke like that, only an American version.

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Texan and two Mexicans are on a small plane and its going down. They throw off all the luggage, unbolt all the seats and throw them off, and yet they still need to lose weight.
The Frenchman walks to the hatch and shouts, "Viva la France!" and jumps out. But they still need to lose weight.
So the Englishman walks up to the hatch and yells, "God Save the Queen!" and jumps out. But they're still a little heavy.
So the Texan yells, "Remember the Alamo!" and throws out the two Mexicans.

ElephantSack 04-25-2009 06:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Roemilca (Post 646078)
I hate these baby jokes, and those little girl rape jokes that ElephantSack and the other user are posting. Jokes are supposed to be comical, not disturbing or just plain grotesque.

Hey man, everybody's got different senses of humor. If the joke doesn't make you laugh, **** it. Shrug it off and move on. Its not like I'm at home slamming babies on concrete and ****ing little girls. They're just jokes. Some of them will work for ya, and some of 'em won't. So don't come in here and try to tell everybody "what a joke should be". That's ****in' prudish. Now, if ya like, I'll tell a clean joke that is sure to offend no-one.

What did the hat say to the hat rack?

You stay here. I'll go on a head.





Funny, nobody batted an eye at the racist jokes.

Freebase Dali 04-25-2009 02:13 PM

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Originally Posted by ElephantSack (Post 646521)
Hey man, everybody's got different senses of humor. If the joke doesn't make you laugh, **** it. Shrug it off and move on. Its not like I'm at home slamming babies on concrete and ****ing little girls. They're just jokes. Some of them will work for ya, and some of 'em won't. So don't come in here and try to tell everybody "what a joke should be". That's ****in' prudish. Now, if ya like, I'll tell a clean joke that is sure to offend no-one.

What did the hat say to the hat rack?

You stay here. I'll go on a head.

:yikes:
I'm offended.

SATCHMO 04-26-2009 11:24 PM

How many indie kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Hey, I got that joke on vinyl!

Zachary Lewis 04-27-2009 01:21 AM

Why is The Bible like a penis?

As a child, you get it forced down your throat by a priest.

Whatsitoosit 04-27-2009 09:53 AM

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Originally Posted by ElephantSack (Post 646521)

What did the hat say to the hat rack?

You stay here. I'll go on a head.

can we please stop with the hat jokes? I don't find this sorta humor funny and quite frankly it disturbs me that so many people would. I own several hats so this topic really hits home with me, thanks for understanding.


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