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Old 03-26-2009, 07:03 PM   #11 (permalink)
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What do you get when you cross Jazz with White People?



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Old 03-26-2009, 07:19 PM   #12 (permalink)
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what do you call ten thousand texans at the bottom of the ocean?


a good start.
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Old 03-26-2009, 07:42 PM   #13 (permalink)
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I'm not sure whether to laugh or be extremely offened.
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Old 03-26-2009, 08:05 PM   #14 (permalink)
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I would say offended, i mean it says on the sign when you enter Texas, "Don't Mess With Texas"... or at least it did on the one I saw when I visited.

Any how here's my joke:

You know you're a guitarist when you're looking at a g-string while fingering a minor.
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Old 03-26-2009, 08:07 PM   #15 (permalink)
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Oh thats messed up!
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Old 03-26-2009, 09:43 PM   #16 (permalink)
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You know you're a guitarist when you're looking at a g-string while fingering a minor.
hahahha, thats ****in hillarious.
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Old 03-26-2009, 09:45 PM   #17 (permalink)
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whats better that 4 roses on your piano?...................Tulips on your organ.
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Old 03-26-2009, 09:47 PM   #18 (permalink)
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Answer "addicted" to all of these:



Alcohol


Drugs


What hit you in the face last night?
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Old 03-26-2009, 11:50 PM   #19 (permalink)
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If Jack were to help you off your horse would you help Jack off his horse?
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Old 03-26-2009, 11:55 PM   #20 (permalink)
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If I washed my c0ck would you suck it?
NO?!?!?........YOU DIRTY C0CK SUCKER!!!!!!!!
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