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someonecompletelyrandom 03-26-2009 06:03 PM
Tell a joke
 
What do you get when you cross Jazz with White People?

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Your turn :D

anticipation 03-26-2009 06:19 PM
what do you call ten thousand texans at the bottom of the ocean?


a good start.

someonecompletelyrandom 03-26-2009 06:42 PM
I'm not sure whether to laugh or be extremely offened.

LoathsomePete 03-26-2009 07:05 PM
I would say offended, i mean it says on the sign when you enter Texas, "Don't Mess With Texas"... or at least it did on the one I saw when I visited.

Any how here's my joke:

You know you're a guitarist when you're looking at a g-string while fingering a minor.

someonecompletelyrandom 03-26-2009 07:07 PM
Oh thats messed up!

Schredds 03-26-2009 08:43 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pobodys_Nerfect (Post 623089)

You know you're a guitarist when you're looking at a g-string while fingering a minor.
hahahha, thats ****in hillarious.

Schredds 03-26-2009 08:45 PM
whats better that 4 roses on your piano?...................Tulips on your organ.

Alfred 03-26-2009 08:47 PM
Answer "addicted" to all of these:



Alcohol


Drugs


What hit you in the face last night?

LoathsomePete 03-26-2009 10:50 PM
If Jack were to help you off your horse would you help Jack off his horse?

SATCHMO 03-26-2009 10:55 PM
If I washed my c0ck would you suck it?
NO?!?!?........YOU DIRTY C0CK SUCKER!!!!!!!!


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