Music Banter
Page 19 of 66 « First 91718 19 202129 Last »
Show 40 post(s) from this thread on one page

Music Banter (https://www.musicbanter.com/)
-   Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls (https://www.musicbanter.com/games-lists-jokes-polls/)
-   -   The Official Joke Thread (https://www.musicbanter.com/games-lists-jokes-polls/38842-official-joke-thread.html)

ElephantSack 04-22-2009 04:11 PM
What's the worst thing about sex with children?

Cleaning the blood off of your clown costume.

[c.r.a.z.y] 04-22-2009 04:49 PM
these jokes are hilariouss! Nice jobb ;P

Zer0 04-24-2009 05:56 AM
How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles?

Nail it's other hand to the floor

Zachary Lewis 04-24-2009 08:01 AM
Why does Micheal Jackson like twenty-three year olds?

Come on. There's twenty of 'em!

jackhammer 04-24-2009 10:24 AM
In a recent survey into blow jobs and why men liked them so much, 6% liked the feeling, 12% liked the excitement and 82% just liked the silence.

Surell 04-24-2009 01:09 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Zero1986 (Post 645724)
How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles?

Nail it's other hand to the floor
Baby abuse jokes are in no way funny. Seriously, is it just going for as edgy as possible while failing at humor?

Quote:
Originally Posted by Zachary Lewis (Post 645813)
Why does Micheal Jackson like twenty-three year olds?

Come on. There's twenty of 'em!
Quote:
Originally Posted by jackhammer (Post 645914)
In a recent survey into blow jobs and why men liked them so much, 6% liked the feeling, 12% liked the excitement and 82% just liked the silence.
Lawllz.

WWWP 04-24-2009 01:12 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Zachary Lewis (Post 644332)
Why won't tampons talk to me?

Because they're stuck-up cunts.
I luld.

Roemilca 04-24-2009 02:01 PM
I hate these baby jokes, and those little girl rape jokes that ElephantSack and the other user are posting. Jokes are supposed to be comical, not disturbing or just plain grotesque.

Whatsitoosit 04-24-2009 02:01 PM
You're comical... does that mean you're a joke?

Surell 04-24-2009 02:08 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by wolverinewolfweiselpigeon (Post 646039)
I luld.
It is a pretty swell joke.


All times are GMT -6. The time now is 08:29 PM.
Page 19 of 66 « First 91718 19 202129 Last »
Show 40 post(s) from this thread on one page


© 2003-2025 Advameg, Inc.