The Official Joke Thread

ElephantSack · 04-20-2009, 06:12 PM

Little Jennifer is 6 years old. One day she's wandering around her house and comes to her parents' bedroom where her mom is fresh out of the shower, naked, getting ready for work. Jennifer points to the strip of hair between her mom's legs and asks,
"What's that, Mommy?"
"That's a vagina, Jennifer."
"When do I get one?"
"Oh, I'd say in about 8 years or so."
So Jennifer wanders off ecstatic at the prospect of having her own vagina in 8 years.
A while later she comes back to her parents' bedroom to find her father naked, fresh out of the shower.
She points to the piece of meat hanging between his legs and asks,
"What's that, Daddy?"
"That's a penis, Jennifer."
"Oh wow! When do I get one?"
"In about 10 minutes when your mom goes to work."

ouch.

The Monkey · 04-21-2009, 01:34 PM

Who will win if two chavs are fighting on a cliff?
Society.

What's the difference between a chav and a basketball?
You aren't allowed to kick on a basketball.

Zer0 · 04-21-2009, 03:31 PM

How do you stop a chav from drowning?
Take your foot off his head

What do chavs use for protection when having sex?
A bus shelter

ElephantSack · 04-21-2009, 03:46 PM

Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?

Mace will do that to you.

~~coryallen2~~ · 04-22-2009, 09:03 AM

Are'nt "chavs" like the terrible people of scottland?

Strat HD · 04-22-2009, 09:17 AM

Whats the good thing about alzheimers ?

You can hide your own easter eggs.........

Zer0 · 04-22-2009, 04:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by coryallen2

Are'nt "chavs" like the terrible people of scottland?

Erm... close enough. The chav sub-culture only seems to exist in the UK and Ireland for some reason. 'Chav' is the general term for them but every region have their own slang words for them.

Zachary Lewis · 04-22-2009, 04:53 PM

Why won't tampons talk to me?

Because they're stuck-up cunts.

ElephantSack · 04-22-2009, 04:55 PM

How many babies does it take to paint a wall?

Depends on how hard you throw them.

Zachary Lewis · 04-22-2009, 05:00 PM

What has eight legs and makes women scream?

Gang rape.

(I know it's bad; although, statistically speaking, 4 out of 5 people enjoy gang rape.)

04-21-2009, 03:31 PM	#173 (permalink)
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04-20-2009, 06:12 PM	#171 (permalink)
ElephantSack Man vs. Wild Turkey Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: ATX Posts: 948	Little Jennifer is 6 years old. One day she's wandering around her house and comes to her parents' bedroom where her mom is fresh out of the shower, naked, getting ready for work. Jennifer points to the strip of hair between her mom's legs and asks, "What's that, Mommy?" "That's a vagina, Jennifer." "When do I get one?" "Oh, I'd say in about 8 years or so." So Jennifer wanders off ecstatic at the prospect of having her own vagina in 8 years. A while later she comes back to her parents' bedroom to find her father naked, fresh out of the shower. She points to the piece of meat hanging between his legs and asks, "What's that, Daddy?" "That's a penis, Jennifer." "Oh wow! When do I get one?" "In about 10 minutes when your mom goes to work." ouch.

04-21-2009, 01:34 PM	#172 (permalink)
The Monkey Music Addict Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Sweden Posts: 803	Who will win if two chavs are fighting on a cliff? Society. What's the difference between a chav and a basketball? You aren't allowed to kick on a basketball.

04-21-2009, 03:46 PM	#174 (permalink)
ElephantSack Man vs. Wild Turkey Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: ATX Posts: 948	Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex? Mace will do that to you.

04-22-2009, 09:03 AM	#175 (permalink)
~~coryallen2~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: lorain,ohio Posts: 909	Are'nt "chavs" like the terrible people of scottland?

04-22-2009, 09:17 AM	#176 (permalink)
Strat HD Groupie Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: NW Ohio Posts: 25	Whats the good thing about alzheimers ? You can hide your own easter eggs.........

04-22-2009, 04:53 PM	#178 (permalink)
Zachary Lewis Groupie Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 10	Why won't tampons talk to me? Because they're stuck-up cunts.

04-22-2009, 04:55 PM	#179 (permalink)
ElephantSack Man vs. Wild Turkey Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: ATX Posts: 948	How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them.

04-22-2009, 05:00 PM	#180 (permalink)
Zachary Lewis Groupie Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 10	What has eight legs and makes women scream? Gang rape. (I know it's bad; although, statistically speaking, 4 out of 5 people enjoy gang rape.)