That was pretty good...:)

And I thought it was real. :laughing:

It isn't, is it? :o:

It's as real the extended warranty thats been expiring for some time now.

hey Plonker..you been feeding yourself Corn then....



https://i.ibb.co/989tq7z/images.jpg
should be safe there for a while..until you pop your cork:wavey:

What E.T is doing on earth?

He is looking for A.I.

lol wut?

I have no clue either, lol.

ET character and artificial inteligence

Normal man and lunatic talk to each other. At some moment normal guy say to mad man

You know its true what they are talkin about you,you are crazy.

Mad man replies,i am crazy and everyone knows me and you are normal and no one gives a clue.

What do vegetarian zombies eat?

What do you call an Irishman with 150 girlfriends?

I don't know how to do a spoiler...

http://s1.b3ta.com/host/creative/696...rdonsheepx.gif
I am not Welsh though...:pssst:

If an army officer is crushed by a steamroller, what musical note do you get?

What did the pirate say to the bulimic prostitute?

Or the pirate's parrot who was fed up hanging around Harlem...

The guy that invented the umbrella was gonna call it the brella.

[Spoiler]but he hesitated[/Spoiler]

not quite got that... :o:

What did the little mountain say to the bigger mountain?

[SPOILER]punchline[/SPOILER]

Hi.Cliff.....

noway can do that....:bonkhead:

Click the Go Advanced bar at the bottom right under the reply space.

Then click the SHOW/HIDE option at the upper right corner of the advanced reply space, above the Smiles box.

That will give you a spoiler.

What happens when a frog's car breaks down?
spoiler alert....







It gets toad!

thanks but no idea why not workeeee... goona now throw some bricks about..

Or make sure you have something in quotes after the first spoiler tag, eg [spoiler="this is the answer"] then it should work. It needs something to be shown as text in order to display the spoiler tag, so you can't just put spoiler.



Example

What do you call a can opener that doesn't work?




thanks you twos
now on the loose....

I just went to an emotional Wedding?

What kind of Dogs Love Racing Cars?

It's inappropriate to make a 'Dad Joke' if your Not a Dad

:bowdown:have got this now...:wavey:

Dear god, what kind of MONSTER have we created???!!! :yikes:

Life's like a bird.

Well that got me good.

A,E,O and U sat looking at the sergeant in the cold of the police station as he read back the report.

"So let me get this straight." He looked up at them, with disapproval on his face. "The five of you were playing and you four," he pointed dismissively, "decided to run off on your other friend, the missing person you've reported."
The four nodded shamefacedly. O tried to put a brave face on it.
"We were just having a bit of fun," he protested. The sergeant shook his head.
"That's the trouble," he noted. "It's all fun and games till somebody loses an I."

What about 'Y'?

Y's not a vowel. He's a filthy half-caste whom neither consonants nor vowels want. He's less popular than X, and none of the vowels want him in their games.

a,e,i,o,u, and sometimes y. Where did you learn English, clown school? :D

Hedge school.

Anyway, look, I really didn't want to mention this, but, well, let's just say Y's being having problems, ok? It's not that he's addicted - he assures everyone he can give it up any time - but, well, it's best to tread softly around the subject. The upshot of it is, the Vowels didn't want to be associated with him and his, shall we say, less than law-abiding associates, so they kicked him out. Retribution was swift. (++*&) was supposedly shot in a drive by... what? Oh, you've never heard of the vowel (++*&)? No, nobody has. Not since that fateful day. I call it an alphabetic cover-up, but I don't want to say too much: the reach these guys have is frightening.

Sometimes.

Hedge school? Is that where hobbit children go?

No it's where hedge fund managers go.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hedge_school