Exactly. If I were to retell any number of his jokes to other people they'd probably just stare at me like "Was that supposed to be funny?" But Norm just has... Normness.

The prime example:

All of his five minute long jokes ending in cheap one liners are brilliant. Frown claimed that he's second only to Doug Stanhope and I heartily concur. Like I listen to those jokes and want to memorize them so I can tell them at work to **** with my co-workers but I see Norm just ad-libbing the whole thing off the top of his head and know I can never get that laugh.

My new favorite sex position is WOW...

yeah, it's where I flip your MOM over.

I also love Norm Macdonald. His show on Netflix ain't bad either.

Him and Adam Eget are a great comedic combo.

Eh, it's all carried by Norm. Eget's contributions can be boiled down to being Norm's lackey and inferior. And it's ****ing hilarious.



Norm: *leans forward* 9/11
Everyone: *erupts with laughter*

Hilarious in context, even more hilarious without it.

Adam often plays the character of a wet towel because he has a real talent for doing so. It takes a lot of guts to ask prolific comedians "where do you get your ideas from?" He's a really great part of the show if you ask me.



His bit on the episode with Super Dave about excessive salt consumption had me in stitches.

I've been binge watching/listening to Norm MacDonald Live. I'm up to ~ episode 19.

What's brown and sticky?
A stick.
What's blue and fuzzy?
Blue fuzz.

The electron asked the photon: "Do you need any help moving?" And the photon replied: "No thanks, I'm traveling light."

Do you know what's funny about the death of a star? It's iron-ic.

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A conspiracy theorist dies and goes to heaven. God tells him that he will answer one of the man's questions. The man asks "Who shot JFK?" God answers "It was Lee Harvey Oswald. He did it, and he acted alone." The conspiracy theorists replies "Bullshit. This thing goes higher than I thought!"

I want to start an iron sights company so it's slogan can be "We Aim to Please".

A colt walked into a bar but couldn't ask for a beer because he was a little hoarse.

Why did Mozart kill all of his chickens?

I'm pretty sure that's not how German pronunciation works

Y'all lost your chance to boss people around in 45

I can't get past the pronunciation for entrance and exit.

A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young student female nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath. "Nurse,"' he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?" Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, please check for me. Are my testicles black?" Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls back the covers. She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles gently in the other. She looks very closely and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir. They look fine." The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says very slowly, "Thank you very much. That was wonderful. Now listen very, very, closely:

Two mouse talking to each other. Suddenly one ask the another.Are you vaccinated? Another one replies:
Are you normal.Its not even confirmed on people.

*mice

Husband thinks his wife has the coronavirus. He takes her in for a blood test. A few days later he calls the hospital. "We're terribly sorry sir. We got our tests mixed up. Your wife tested positive but we're not sure if she has coronavirus or alzheimer's." "Well what should I do, how can I tell which it is?" asks the husband. "We suggest you drive her to a remote spot and leave her there. See if she finds her way home. If she does get home, under no circumstances should you open the door."

Impotence: Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings".

so far I have managed to post in mainly the right places, I think....never been known until now..last chance saloon..truthfully I got booted out of a forum for doing that...and for questioning a monitor on facts of life....love sewing myself..any tips?

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sometimes it just wont work for me....:confused:

This poster is a meme.

so the forum police have descended.one I done earlier suits......

I am indeed a member of the forum grammar police and you have the right to remain silent. Please do not wave this right.

I'm not sure whether that's an intentional joke or a beautiful case of irony and the eager grammar nazi in me is confused

:wavey: or:banghead: :love:
ok so you still have no idea....serves you right....

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