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The Batlord 08-22-2016 10:52 PM

Wait... is that Ki's music? I just assumed Frownland was being an assbag.

Frownland 08-22-2016 10:53 PM

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Who's there?

Sunn O)))

grindy 08-22-2016 10:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1734345)
Wait... is that Ki's music? I just assumed Frownland was being an assbag.

It really is.

Key 08-22-2016 10:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1734345)
Wait... is that Ki's music? I just assumed Frownland was being an assbag.

Yes it is mine.

innerspaceboy 08-22-2016 10:56 PM

(Knock Knock)

Who's there?

Sigur Ros

Blank. 08-22-2016 11:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by innerspaceboy (Post 1734350)
(Knock Knock)

Who's there?

Sigur Ros

That was a let down.

Frownland 08-22-2016 11:04 PM

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Who's there?

David Draiman

Key 08-22-2016 11:05 PM

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Who's there?

Wolves In Sheepskin

Frownland 08-22-2016 11:07 PM

Knock knocking on my ding dong

Who's there?

Sister Ray

Blank. 08-22-2016 11:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1734354)
Nananaknock nuhnuhnuhnuhnuhknock knock knock nananananaknock nanananaknock

Who's there?

David Draiman

I was hoping for Josh Homme.

Frownland 08-22-2016 11:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 1blankmind (Post 1734357)
I was hoping for Josh Homme.

It's a joke I stole from this



Also lmao at how none of these are in the standard knock knock joke format. ****in avant garde, man.

Blank. 08-22-2016 11:17 PM

Knock knock

Who's there?

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Frownland 08-22-2016 11:18 PM

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Who's there?

Swans

Blank. 08-22-2016 11:21 PM

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Am I doing it right?

Frownland 08-22-2016 11:26 PM

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The Gerogerigegege

Tristan_Geoff 08-23-2016 10:16 PM

Ki went into OK Computer for the second time with high hopes.

It was a Let Down.

Key 08-23-2016 10:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tristan geoff (Post 1734953)
ki went into ok computer for the second time with high hopes.

It was a let down.

i...

Tristan_Geoff 08-23-2016 10:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ki (Post 1734955)
i...

I thought of that earlier today and I've been waiting all day to post it. I've officially stopped living. Jesus, my girlfriend going to college is hitting me harder than I thought it would.

Frownland 08-26-2016 01:22 PM

Bull of Heaven once did a cover of 4'33" and retitled it "15 Billion Years".

The Batlord 08-26-2016 01:40 PM

Raise your hand if you've ever searched for 4'33 on Youtube and then felt like an idiot.

Blank. 08-26-2016 01:47 PM

*Raises hand like an idiot*

Frownland 08-26-2016 01:48 PM

Does it count if you always feel like an idiot?

innerspaceboy 08-26-2016 03:59 PM

My favorite death metal cover of 4' 33"


DwnWthVwls 08-27-2016 08:08 AM

It's not nearly as good without an audience.

The Batlord 08-27-2016 10:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DwnWthVwls (Post 1736389)
It's not nearly as good without an audience.

It's best without an audience or musicians. Though if 4'33 is performed without anyone to not hear it, does it still not make a sound?

Frownland 08-27-2016 11:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1736432)
It's best without an audience or musicians. Though if 4'33 is performed without anyone to not hear it, does it still not make a sound?

In a vacuum, no.

Take that, Cage. Such a dumbass.

innerspaceboy 08-28-2016 07:53 AM

An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar.

The first orders a beer... The second orders half a beer... The third orders one quarter of a beer... The fourth orders one eighth of a beer...

The bartender pours two beers for the entire group, and replies "cmon guys, know your limits."

DwnWthVwls 08-28-2016 10:08 AM

Lol

Blank. 10-18-2016 05:01 PM

“I thought using loops was cheating, so I programmed my own using samples. I then thought using samples was cheating, so I recorded real drums. I then thought that programming it was cheating, so I learned to play drums for real. I then thought using bought drums was cheating, so I learned to make my own. I then thought using premade skins was cheating, so I killed a goat and skinned it. I then thought that that was cheating too, so I grew my own goat from a baby goat. I also think that is cheating, but I’m not sure where to go from here. I haven’t made any music lately, what with the goat farming and all.”

Key 10-18-2016 05:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 1blankmind (Post 1759638)
“I thought using loops was cheating, so I programmed my own using samples. I then thought using samples was cheating, so I recorded real drums. I then thought that programming it was cheating, so I learned to play drums for real. I then thought using bought drums was cheating, so I learned to make my own. I then thought using premade skins was cheating, so I killed a goat and skinned it. I then thought that that was cheating too, so I grew my own goat from a baby goat. I also think that is cheating, but I’m not sure where to go from here. I haven’t made any music lately, what with the goat farming and all.”

:laughing:

The Batlord 10-18-2016 05:17 PM

Nice.

Blue Hawk 10-19-2016 01:30 PM

Elders react to Cannibal Corpse Necropedophile.

GuD 11-20-2016 07:47 PM

What's the difference between an idiot and a genius?

A paycheck.

[MERIT] 01-08-2019 12:42 PM

A man walks into a bar with his dog. The bartender says "What the hell are you doing?! You can't bring a dog in here!"


The man says "But this dog is special. He can talk!"


The bartender says "You're a liar! If you can get that dog to talk, I'll give you $10,000. If not, I'm throwing your ass out!"


The man turns to the dog and asks "What covers the top of a house?" The dog says "Roof!"


The mans then asks the dog "What do you call the top of your mouth?" The dog replies "Roof!"


The man finally asks the dog "Who was the greatest baseball player of all time?" The dog emphatically replies "Roof!"


The bartender grabs the man and throws him out on the street, bloodied.


The dog turns to the man and says "Should I have said DiMaggio?"

[MERIT] 01-08-2019 12:51 PM

Two women are walking along a bridge.


One says to the other "I've always wanted to pee off the side of a bridge, just like a man does."


She walks to the edge of the bridge, pulls her pants down, sticks her ass over the edge and yells to her friend "I'm gonna piss down onto that canoe!"


Her friend turns to her and says "That's no canoe, it's your reflection!"

Frownland 01-08-2019 12:53 PM

Are you almost out of popsicles yet?

windsock 01-08-2019 12:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by [MERIT] (Post 2031529)
Two women are walking along a bridge.


One says to the other "I've always wanted to pee off the side of a bridge, just like a man does."


She walks to the edge of the bridge, pulls her pants down, sticks her ass over the edge and yells to her friend "I'm gonna piss down onto that canoe!"


Her friend turns to her and says "That's no canoe, it's your reflection!"

Just heard this one the other day from the mouth of Bob Einstein. RIP

MicShazam 01-08-2019 12:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by [MERIT] (Post 2031529)
Two women are walking along a bridge.


One says to the other "I've always wanted to pee off the side of a bridge, just like a man does."


She walks to the edge of the bridge, pulls her pants down, sticks her ass over the edge and yells to her friend "I'm gonna piss down onto that canoe!"


Her friend turns to her and says "That's no canoe, it's your reflection!"


https://i.warosu.org/data/ck/img/004...6914450714.gif

[MERIT] 01-08-2019 01:19 PM

Those are Norm MacDonald jokes.

windsock 01-08-2019 01:22 PM

Pretty sure that joke's decades old. Norm has a tendency to rehash ancient jokes. It's his delivery that makes them funny again.


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