I've heard the Glass one, the Basinksi is well done though. :clap:

I don't get either of them. Explain?

Thanks! I made it up after hearing the Glass one for the first time this afternoon. :)

Frown, do you want to take this one? I'm hosting a gathering at present.

Knock Knock.

Who's there?

Knokc Konck.

Who's there?

Knocxk Knock.

Who's there?

Jimmy Page.

Philip Glass makes minimalism that repeats a lot (would've been funnier with Steve Reich imo).

William Basinski made an album called the Disintegration Loops, which is made up of tape loops deteriorating on a tape head until it breaks.

Modern classical music lulz>>>>>>

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Love it! Keep these coming!

I still don't get it.

The knock knock jokes are like their music.

Jimmy Paige makes a lot of mistakes playing guitar. Grindy made a lot of typos.

That's just funny on it's own merits.

*Jimi Paige

You ****ing idiot.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

*Varg Vikernes stabs you in the head*

Knock knock
Who's there?
Knockknock
Who's there?
Knockknock
Who's there?
Knokcnkock
Who's there?
Knkoncokck
Who's there?
Kknnoocckk
Who's there?
Kknnoocckk
Who's there?
Knkoncokck
Who's there?
Knokcnkock
Who's there?
Knockknock
Who's there?
Knock knock
Who's there?
Steve Reich

Come on in!
SRV

LOVE IT!


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“GODDAMNIT TERRY RILEY JUST COME IN!”

My wife was gang raped by a troupe of mime artists. They performed unspeakable acts on her.

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I am standing in a room different from the one you are in now. I am recording the sound of my knocking and I am going to play it back into the room again and again until the resonant frequencies of the room reinforce themselves so that any semblance of my knocking, with perhaps the exception of rhythm, is destroyed. What you will hear, then, are the natural resonant frequencies of the room articulated by knocking. I regard this activity not so much as a demonstration of a physical fact, but more as a way to smooth out any irregularities my knocking might have.

Who's There?

Alvin Lucier.

I'm calling it: minimalist knock knock jokes will be the next big thing.

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My biggest laugh of the night! I'm in the aisles!

I'm going to tell my grandchildren that I started the great minimalist knock knock meme of 2016.

They're going to hate me. And I'm going to love it.

It doesn't get any nerdier.

Lets hope not.

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Almost as good as the Cage joke I made.

That one was especially nerdy because there are three periods just like how there are three movements.

None of these jokes are funny in the slightest.

thank you!!!!!

Fine here's a music joke you might like

Steve Wilson

Still not funny...

This one is funnier.

Now this is a joke.

It's funny because Ki likes Steve Wilson.

Hey, you're a band. Let's hear your music.

Good one.

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Isn't Ki's music really good?

You can stop being funny now.

I'm good.