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Old 04-01-2009, 09:53 PM   #91 (permalink)
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Why did the gay necrophiliacs go to the morgue?

To suck down a few cold ones.
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Old 04-01-2009, 10:22 PM   #92 (permalink)
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Why did the gay necrophiliacs go to the morgue?

To suck down a few cold ones.
Oh god, hahaha, thats nasty.
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Old 04-01-2009, 11:26 PM   #93 (permalink)
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how do you make a sausage roll?

Push it.
I love the simplicity!
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Laser beams, psychedelic hats, and for some reason kittens. Surrel reminds me of kittens.
^if you wanna know perfection that's it, you dumb shits
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Old 04-01-2009, 11:31 PM   #94 (permalink)
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What's the difference between a dead baby and a hamburger?

You don't **** a hamburger before you eat it.
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Old 04-01-2009, 11:34 PM   #95 (permalink)
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What's the difference between a dead baby and a hamburger?

You don't **** a hamburger before you eat it.
http://4gifs.com/gallery/d/54879-1/Sandwich.jpg
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Laser beams, psychedelic hats, and for some reason kittens. Surrel reminds me of kittens.
^if you wanna know perfection that's it, you dumb shits
Spoiler for guess what:
|i am a heron i ahev a long neck and i pick fish out of the water w/ my beak if you dont repost this comment on 10 other pages i will fly into your kitchen tonight and make a mess of your pots and pans
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Old 04-01-2009, 11:39 PM   #96 (permalink)
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Hahahaha... That picture has win.

Isn't there a David Caruso hate club? I'd join it.
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Old 04-01-2009, 11:44 PM   #97 (permalink)
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Hahahaha... That picture has win.

Isn't there a David Caruso hate club? I'd join it.
I dunno, but jj.am has all sorts of those. Just look up caruso on there and you can find all kinds of puns and hate jokes, such as:

http://4gifs.com/gallery/d/56837-1/killer_clown.jpg
http://4gifs.com/gallery/d/54881-1/Stopped_clock.jpg
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Laser beams, psychedelic hats, and for some reason kittens. Surrel reminds me of kittens.
^if you wanna know perfection that's it, you dumb shits
Spoiler for guess what:
|i am a heron i ahev a long neck and i pick fish out of the water w/ my beak if you dont repost this comment on 10 other pages i will fly into your kitchen tonight and make a mess of your pots and pans
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Old 04-02-2009, 01:04 PM   #98 (permalink)
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What's the difference between a dead baby and a hamburger?

You don't **** a hamburger before you eat it.
That's a new one. Damn!

Here we go...

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of bowling balls?

Can't move the bowling balls with a pitchfork.
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Old 04-02-2009, 01:32 PM   #99 (permalink)
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That's a new one. Damn!

Here we go...

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of bowling balls?

Can't move the bowling balls with a pitchfork.
Weak and overall not funny, good try though.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a hamburger?

You don't **** a hamburger before you eat it.
this one is just dumb.
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Old 04-02-2009, 01:38 PM   #100 (permalink)
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Dead Baby jokes are ooooold. Or i've gotten too old, one of the two.
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