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ElephantSack 04-01-2009 08:53 PM
Why did the gay necrophiliacs go to the morgue?

To suck down a few cold ones.

Schredds 04-01-2009 09:22 PM
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Originally Posted by ElephantSack (Post 627619)
Why did the gay necrophiliacs go to the morgue?

To suck down a few cold ones.
Oh god, hahaha, thats nasty.:laughing:

Surell 04-01-2009 10:26 PM
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Originally Posted by Pobodys_Nerfect (Post 626992)
how do you make a sausage roll?

Push it.
I love the simplicity!

Terrible Lizard 04-01-2009 10:31 PM
What's the difference between a dead baby and a hamburger?

You don't **** a hamburger before you eat it. :love:

Surell 04-01-2009 10:34 PM
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Originally Posted by Terrible Lizard (Post 627661)
What's the difference between a dead baby and a hamburger?

You don't **** a hamburger before you eat it. :love:
http://4gifs.com/gallery/d/54879-1/Sandwich.jpg

Freebase Dali 04-01-2009 10:39 PM
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Originally Posted by Surell (Post 627663)
Hahahaha... That picture has win.

Isn't there a David Caruso hate club? I'd join it.

Surell 04-01-2009 10:44 PM
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Originally Posted by Veridical Fiction (Post 627667)
Hahahaha... That picture has win.

Isn't there a David Caruso hate club? I'd join it.
I dunno, but jj.am has all sorts of those. Just look up caruso on there and you can find all kinds of puns and hate jokes, such as:

http://4gifs.com/gallery/d/56837-1/killer_clown.jpg
http://4gifs.com/gallery/d/54881-1/Stopped_clock.jpg

ElephantSack 04-02-2009 12:04 PM
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Originally Posted by Terrible Lizard (Post 627661)
What's the difference between a dead baby and a hamburger?

You don't **** a hamburger before you eat it. :love:
That's a new one. Damn!

Here we go...

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of bowling balls?

Can't move the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Whatsitoosit 04-02-2009 12:32 PM
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Originally Posted by ElephantSack (Post 628004)
That's a new one. Damn!

Here we go...

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of bowling balls?

Can't move the bowling balls with a pitchfork.
Weak and overall not funny, good try though.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Terrible Lizard (Post 627661)
What's the difference between a dead baby and a hamburger?

You don't **** a hamburger before you eat it. :love:
this one is just dumb.

Piss Me Off 04-02-2009 12:38 PM
Dead Baby jokes are ooooold. Or i've gotten too old, one of the two.


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