Corrupt that wish
 

Ok, new game. The person above you posts a wish. You then corrupt their wish and post a wish of your own. Here's an example:

Me - I wish birds didn't poop on my car

You - Granted. Birds no longer poop on your car. However, cows now can fly.

You - I wish I didn't get sand kicked in my face every time I go to the beach.

...and so on.

Some rules:
1) you must corrupt the wish above you
2) you must make your own wish
3) any failure to comply with 1 or 2 earns you an XXS, pink "I Luv Keytars" t-shirt
4) don't be baby when your wish gets corrupted - NO WHINING



I'll start...


I wish everyone loved Michael Schenker's music as much as I do.

Granted. But now you have just caused mass extinction of the human race due to a previously unknown fatal condition caused by too much of Michael Schenker's music, and the only surviving lifeforms are animals who, naturally, can't make wishes.

So, in effect, this game is now over.

Aw gee. That sucks.
I sure wish that this game wasn't over. ;)

I wish that someone will revive this game!

Granted, but it's family disowns it for being alive again.

I wish that I could sing well.

Granted , everyone is now tone deaf




I wish I won this week's Lottery

Granted, but your countys' economy collapsed a day after.

I wish I were in a prog rock band.

You guys totally defied internet reality just now.

I wish that never happened.

Granted, but Hitler is your real father.

I wish Johnny Rotton had never done that stupid butter commerical.

Granted but he ends up doing a tampon commercial instead.

I wish I had a pool.