Corrupt that wish (quote)

EDGE · 03-21-2009, 01:14 AM

Someone close this shit.

Antonio · 03-21-2009, 09:44 AM

Granted, but then they open it back up again

i wish i had an iguana

Freebase Dali · 03-23-2009, 11:47 PM

Granted, but um... sh!t.

I wish there was something corruptable about an iguana.

**Janszoon** · 03-23-2009, 11:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Antonio

Granted, but then they open it back up again

i wish i had an iguana

Granted but it's a smooth talking iguana that cleans out your bank account and runs off with your girlfriend.

I wish I could time travel at will.

Freebase Dali · 03-23-2009, 11:59 PM

Granted, but you travel back to 1989 for a weekend getaway and stumble upon the set of Road House and get trapped in Patrick Swayze's mullet.

I wish I could fall asleep.

**Janszoon** · 03-24-2009, 12:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Veridical Fiction

Granted, but you travel back to 1989 for a weekend getaway and stumble upon the set of Road House and get trapped in Patrick Swayze's mullet.

A fate worse than death.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Veridical Fiction

I wish I could fall asleep.

Granted, but you don't wake up for 10 million years. And by then the earth is ruled by giant, crack-addled bees.

I wish for a better sandwich.

Antonio · 03-24-2009, 12:09 AM

granted, but you get food poisoning

I wish i wasn't so cold

SydMM · 03-24-2009, 06:37 AM

Granted but now you're incredibly hot.

I wish my back didn't hurt.

musicvideohistoryfan · 03-25-2009, 03:19 AM

Granted, but now you hurt in your groin!

I wish I was 75 lbs. lighter.

lucifer_sam · 03-25-2009, 03:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bane of your existence

Granted, but it still sucks

lol

03-23-2009, 11:47 PM	#33 (permalink)
Freebase Dali Partying on the inside Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 5,584	Granted, but um... sh!t. I wish there was something corruptable about an iguana. __________________

03-23-2009, 11:59 PM	#35 (permalink)
Freebase Dali Partying on the inside Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 5,584	Granted, but you travel back to 1989 for a weekend getaway and stumble upon the set of Road House and get trapped in Patrick Swayze's mullet. I wish I could fall asleep. __________________

03-24-2009, 06:37 AM	#38 (permalink)
SydMM Music Addict Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: South Carolina Posts: 35	Granted but now you're incredibly hot. I wish my back didn't hurt. __________________

03-21-2009, 01:14 AM	#31 (permalink)
EDGE accidental genius Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Boston, MA Posts: 1,161	Someone close this shit.

03-25-2009, 03:19 AM	#39 (permalink)
musicvideohistoryfan Groupie Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Atlanta, GA Posts: 6	Granted, but now you hurt in your groin! I wish I was 75 lbs. lighter.