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EDGE 03-21-2009 01:14 AM
Someone close this shit.

Antonio 03-21-2009 09:44 AM
Granted, but then they open it back up again


i wish i had an iguana

Freebase Dali 03-23-2009 11:47 PM
Granted, but um... sh!t.

I wish there was something corruptable about an iguana.

Janszoon 03-23-2009 11:51 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Antonio (Post 618971)
Granted, but then they open it back up again


i wish i had an iguana
Granted but it's a smooth talking iguana that cleans out your bank account and runs off with your girlfriend.

I wish I could time travel at will.

Freebase Dali 03-23-2009 11:59 PM
Granted, but you travel back to 1989 for a weekend getaway and stumble upon the set of Road House and get trapped in Patrick Swayze's mullet.

I wish I could fall asleep.

Janszoon 03-24-2009 12:07 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Veridical Fiction (Post 621155)
Granted, but you travel back to 1989 for a weekend getaway and stumble upon the set of Road House and get trapped in Patrick Swayze's mullet.
A fate worse than death. :eek:

Quote:
Originally Posted by Veridical Fiction (Post 621155)
I wish I could fall asleep.
Granted, but you don't wake up for 10 million years. And by then the earth is ruled by giant, crack-addled bees.

I wish for a better sandwich.

Antonio 03-24-2009 12:09 AM
granted, but you get food poisoning


I wish i wasn't so cold

SydMM 03-24-2009 06:37 AM
Granted but now you're incredibly hot.

I wish my back didn't hurt.

musicvideohistoryfan 03-25-2009 03:19 AM
Granted, but now you hurt in your groin!

I wish I was 75 lbs. lighter.

lucifer_sam 03-25-2009 03:14 PM
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Originally Posted by Bane of your existence (Post 618870)
Granted, but it still sucks
lol


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