Corrupt that wish (jimi hendrix, member, quote)

SATCHMO · 03-19-2009, 06:23 PM

Granted but its a pool of you own semen that you wake up face down in after a drunken night of questionable debauchery.

I wish I had a clue

gunnels · 03-19-2009, 06:43 PM

Granted but its a clue to a question no one cares about.

I wish Robert Fripp's Les Paul.

khfreek · 03-19-2009, 06:47 PM

Granted, but that wasn't a wish.

I wish I could walk on my hands.

~~TumorAttitude~~ · 03-19-2009, 07:02 PM

Granted, but the floor is covered in duct tape.

I wish I could find God.

SydMM · 03-19-2009, 08:46 PM

Granted. But you die the next day and go to hell.

I wish I was finished with school.

Freebase Dali · 03-19-2009, 11:50 PM

Granted, but you cant get a decent job and have to move in with this guy:

As I was going up the stair
I saw a man who wasn't there
He wasn't there again today
I wish, I wish, he'd go away

dac · 03-20-2009, 12:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Veridical Fiction

Granted, but you cant get a decent job and have to move in with this guy:

As I was going up the stair
I saw a man who wasn't there
He wasn't there again today
I wish, I wish, he'd go away

Granted, and in the place of that man is now a random juggalo.

I wish I was Ryan Reynolds (For the purpose of sexual intercourse with his wife Scarlett Johannson).

gunnels · 03-20-2009, 12:56 AM

Granted, but as it turns out Scarlett's a man after all.
I wish I was Ryan Reynolds.

dac · 03-20-2009, 12:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gunnels

Granted, but as it turns out Scarlett's a man after all.
I wish I was Ryan Reynolds.

Granted, but as it turns out you have incurable erectile dysfunction.

I wish I was Ryan Reynolds.

gunnels · 03-20-2009, 01:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dac

Granted, but as it turns out you have incurable erectile dysfunction.

I wish I was Ryan Reynolds.

Granted, but its a different Ryan Reynolds than this:

I wish I had a Rickenbacker.

03-19-2009, 06:47 PM	#13 (permalink)
khfreek What a guy Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Brentwood, TN Posts: 2,123	Granted, but that wasn't a wish. I wish I could walk on my hands. __________________ last.fm

03-19-2009, 08:46 PM	#15 (permalink)
SydMM Music Addict Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: South Carolina Posts: 35	Granted. But you die the next day and go to hell. I wish I was finished with school. __________________

03-19-2009, 11:50 PM	#16 (permalink)
Freebase Dali Partying on the inside Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 5,584	Granted, but you cant get a decent job and have to move in with this guy: As I was going up the stair I saw a man who wasn't there He wasn't there again today I wish, I wish, he'd go away __________________

03-19-2009, 06:23 PM	#11 (permalink)
SATCHMO Al Dente Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,708	Granted but its a pool of you own semen that you wake up face down in after a drunken night of questionable debauchery. I wish I had a clue

03-19-2009, 07:02 PM	#14 (permalink)
~~TumorAttitude~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Purgatory Posts: 749	Granted, but the floor is covered in duct tape. I wish I could find God.