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02-17-2009, 05:20 PM
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Slavic gay sauce
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Abu Dhabi
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 Just because I'm super bored: 1. I'm 26 and have never worked a day in my life. 2. I used to have long hair but cut if off about 5 years ago when I stared wearing glasses. The two just don't mix well. Goddamn college costing me my eyesight! 3. Speaking of college, I've protracted that sucker to its 9th year. Yeah you heard me, did someone call themselves lazy? I beg to differ sir...:| 4. I still haven't told my parents I'm gay....le sigh...  5. Jesus I'm only up to five...um, when I was in the seventh grade I became mortally afraid of the wind, which blows like a freakin' hurricane on my island and every freakin' day during the winter. That was a traumatic year. I'd say that's when I stopped being a child. 6. I'm asocial and I've never met a person whose company I'd want to actively seek out. Not there there aren't such people around, I just haven't met them...and don't really care to. 7. I leave the apartment every few days to get groceries, otherwise I'm a shut-in.  *serious*8. Eight...ok, this is gonna take a while...oh...I'm a paranoid hypochondriac. 9. My left nut feels a little weird...I think it might be cancer...*see above* 10. I need to sleep like 8 hours otherwise I feel groggy all day. I got up at noon today. :| 11. Ughh...*thinks hard* when I was 14 I got pissed and made out with a girl...I still can't get over the trauma...:| 12. I smoked a pack of cigarettes for 10 years and then stopped because I thought my heart skipping was caused by it. *see eight* Apparently it wasn't. :\ 13. I have no idea what I wanna do with my life. 14. I think I've been writing this for like 20 minutes now, I don't think I've spent that much time on a post in months now. I hope y'all realize how fortunate you are... 15. I'm good at languages but I enrolled into a math gymnasium, and as it happens, I suck at math. 16. I bought an iphone in America which I use as an Ipod because I haven't cracked it yet. Good investment though. 17. I live in a two story apartment all by myself. 18. I'm terrible with kids. My niece and nephew are afraid of me. :\ 19. I'm beginning to sound like a total goth freak aren't I? Um....I can't run a mile without being out of breath. 20. It took me 3 tries to walk in a gym and sign up for a membership. I kept coming up to the door and then going back. I just found it all so embarrassing. I still think it's kinda embarrassing to sweat in front of other people...that's why I work out at home now...:\ 21. I watch about 2 films a day and still have some 100 films that I've downloaded and not watched yet and by now have gotten sick of the mere sight of them. 22. Um.................................I got a hard on the other day when I was reading about a lesbian sex scene in Murakami's Norwegian wood.....O.o... 23. I'm into middleaged dudes...O.o.... 24. I'll never get over the fact that I'm limited to being a passive recipient of art. 25. Ok, last but not least, I shaved my dick once to see what it was like....I felt like I was 10.....not a nice sight my friends...:\ Hmmm...well, that was rather drab wasn't it....I'm sure I'll think of something better later on....*le sigh*
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02-17-2009, 05:25 PM
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you know what it is
Join Date: Mar 2008
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This thread is full of win. I enjoyed both your lists.. very entertaining.
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02-17-2009, 05:45 PM
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Slavic gay sauce
Join Date: Apr 2005
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The latter. I've worked for my family's firm and my dad's a workaholic who can't stand to see anyone doing nothing so he was up my ass until a few years ago, but the last couple of years I haven't lifted a finger......
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02-17-2009, 05:53 PM
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Music Addict
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: SI, NY
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here it goes.
1. I don't like to wear socks. I don't like looking for them in the drawer, and they're too much effort to put on. If I'm wearing socks, they usually don't even match. 2. My school uniform is actually kinda sexy. I just put 0% effort into how I look when I go to school. So I look like a disheveled mess. 3. I want to be an engineer, but I have 0 time management skills. Am I kidding myself? 4. My mom wont stop asking me if I'm a lesbian. And she says that she doesn't want me to be. 5. I tell her I'm not but something about doing things against your parents will have made the female gender more attractive me now  6. My favorite comic is Y: The Last Man, followed by Scott Pilgrim. 7. I go on craigslist and read the missed connections when I'm bored. 8. I tried to start writing a story from the perspective of a middle aged man reflecting on all the (30 or so) girls he's ever ****ed. He was such an ******* but it had a depressing, but thought provoking end. I didn't get very far with it, and it wasn't my own idea. 9. Sometimes I wait a real long time before I go pee because the anticipation makes things interesting. 10. I think I am fat, and have all of those cliche insecurities. Ugh. How stupid... 11. I have a green/black deck in magic that wont destroy you but might kick your ass a little bit. 12. I used to frequent a Harry Potter RP forum.. 13. My sim RP characters included Hookers, Pyros, Telepathics, 6 yr old girls, Rapists/Murders, Sexy Women, 16 year old boys, Slutty junkie bitches, and other weird various personalities. 14. I had 12 inches of my intestine removed when I was 15. Hot. 15. I used to have more internet friends than real life friends. 16. I go to an all girls school and get more comments from girls on my bra size than guys. 17. 2/3 of my friends are *** or bisexual. 18. I think I liked math so much I started liking my disgusting math teacher. Then I realized I was just giving a face to my love for math. (it was an ugly face too.)19. I'm a facebook creeper...haha 20. I've taken (prescribed) steroids. They're not fun. 21. My mom found out i smoked pot...twice...because I talked about it on aim...and left it up on my computer...twice.....*facepalm* 22. I lent my ex 200 $ in august and haven't seen any of it yet. He works at the comic book store I frequent. I haven't been going there as much lately... 23. I stuff my face with black olives at family parties 24. I really like to participate Model UN.....I've been to three conferences. I was Kazakstan, Switzerland, and Angus from the Scottish National party. 25. I went to chuckie cheeses for my friends 17 yr old surprise bday party. Kicked ass at DDR. |
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