Flyingpig437

1-I once won a drawing competiton after trying to pay some school friends who could draw to draw a picture for me to enter under my own name. The book i got as a prize is amongst my most prized possessions even though I've never read it. It's called A very funny buisness by Leo Baxendale btw.
2-i've written two novels (well the rough drafts)
3-I once got drunk and started rubbing a cheese grater against my face 'cause of some warped logic to do with feeling ugly
4-I've spent over 8 yrs. in jail. for starting a fire (no one died btw)
5-I hate everything to do with religions and think people who say the believe in them are either lying or insane
6-I've been in constant pain from a trapped nerve for 6 1/2 yrs. (hence my cranky attitude)
7-A radio comedy play I wrote won a competition and was described by the judge 'as wonderfully surreal' and 'very imaginative'. This is one of the highlights of my life!
8-I've not had a f/t job in 18 years and only a few brief p/t ones.
9--I stopped smoking and it was quite easy really
10-I've tried heroin once and it was very nice. I'm scared about trying it anymore.
11-I've never even seen any cocaine but made a joke about being a dealer and got beat up and banned from a local pub 'cause they didn't realise I was joking
12-I once had a low-level feud with a infamous gangster (I didn't actually know who he was till a few yrs. later when I saw on the news he'd been jailed for 39 yrs. for multiple drive by shootings!!!)
13-I once bumped into my brother in Singapore. He didn't know I wasn't still back in England never mind that I was in Singapore but I didn't know where he was in Singapore so it was lucky we both were walking down the same street.
14-I've had tinnitus since I was about 19 or in other words 21 yrs. but hardly notice it for the most part now.
15-I once saw Princess Di and was shocked at how thin she was
16-The only autograph I've ever got is Paul Sinemon' from the clash
17-I used to be a trainspotter in my teens
18-My first experience with hallucinogen's was when I took magic mushrooms on Koh Phangan.I had no idea what they were and had only vaguely heard of them or LSD before I took them.
19-I'm the most reclusive person in the world
20-I nearly died once while sniffing gas
21-My biggest phobia is heights
22-I used to be a pathological liar but now I'm pathalogically honest
23-I've got an ever recurring obsession with James Joyce's Ulysses
24-I've got/had an unhealthy obsession with political violence
25-I was in therapy for a year and a half but left when he told me he was a christian but it is far and away the most significant experience in my life and has set me on the road to health and happiness as opposed to the opposites thereof.

Janszoon

I'm amazed that someone who has tried heroin has never even seen coke.

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Flyingpig437

well maybe it's 'cause coke is more of a party drug and I've only ever been to a handful of parties in my life and I left them fairly early without barely saying a word to anyone.