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1. I had to move back into my parents' house this week after years of being away.
2. I attend jazz night almost every Wednesday.
3. I wish I had the guts to get up on stage to cover "Summertime" (Sam Cooke's version) when the band asks for singers.
4. I've recently realize I have commitment issues.
5. Sometimes, I feel like I think too highly of myself.
6. I like masturbating to amateur porn.
7. I leave random notes in public, hoping it would intrigue someone or make them smile.
8. I'm a closet mayo-freak.
9. My guts have been ****ed up all night and I must have farted a dozen times at jazz night.
10. I get jealous very easy.
11. I would have sex with Kurt Vonnegut Jr.'s dead body.
12. I've too many scars on my body to even count.
13. I have an obsession with full bottom lips.
14. I listen to Richard Marx.
15. One of my favorite guilty things to do is drive and listen to tunes.
16. I judge everyone.
17. I long for positive attention from my father.
18. I'm addicted to the internet.
19. Pickles, cheese and crackers are my ****.
20. I text like a tool.
21. I think 25 facts is a bit much. You make up the last four.