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1. I take after my grandmother, in that I'm very proud.
2. I'm doing this at home on a Friday night in bed because I'm getting sick.
3. I hate being drunk, so I usually don't drink more than six beers on any given night.
4. I've got two family members: my grandmother and grandfather.
5. I weigh 140 lbs and I'm 18 years old. This is bad.
6. Lately I haven't really had a desire to eat food, eating has become more of a chore than anything.
7. I love hockey more than anything in the whole world.
8. The first time I had sex I thought it was overrated.
9. Six years later and I still think so.
10. I'll go to college, but afterwards I'll work in HVAC.
11. Manual labor has always been more rewarding to me than intellectual pursuits.
12. I'm tired of people asking me why I want to major in English Lit. in college.
13. I haven't had a steady job in quite a while, which I don't mind.
14. I buy basically nothing, aside from the occasional bag of weed.
15. My clothes are all two sizes too big, the result of a habit I picked up as a young man in Mexico.
16. Driving is ridiculously easy and equally boring.
17. I don't listen to music in the car, ever.
18. When a girl shows interest in me, I fantasize about what our relationship would be like for a week in my head. By the time I decide that I'll make a move I've already accepted the fact that she'll reject me.
19. I have one very good female friend who always brings up the time we dated whenever we get high together.
20. My first fight at school was at age 6, when I punched a classmate in the gut after he took my textbook.
21. I just bought my cap and gown for my high school graduation.
22. I built a bookcase for my room the other day. It's rad.
23. My most played song of all time is "interlude" by One Be Lo. It's 17 seconds long and I've played it about 1300 times.
24. Haven't spoken to my father in 4 years, haven't seen him in 5.
25. In real life I act Will Smith in "The Fresh Prince of Bel Air".