Astronomer

Hello. I am so bored.

1. I wear contact lenses because I’m short-sighted and sometimes I fall asleep in them and they stick to my eyeballs and it hurts.

2. I started off studying Journalism but hated it because editors manipulate your stories too much and it was all bull**** lies.

3. I currently live with four boys yet I am the one that kills all the spiders.

4. I drink a ridiculous amount of water throughout the day and as a consequence I need to pee a lot.

5. My clothing drawers are really messy and I’m pretty much always wearing odd socks.

6. I live away from home because I don’t really get along with my parents and they're overseas half the time anyway.

7. I think cuddles in bed are the best thing ever and I miss living with a female roommate who I can cuddle in a platonic way.

8. I’ve only had one serious relationship and it ended when he had to move interstate. Since then I’ve had flings but nothing that’s lasted because I find it hard to meet men who understand my weirdness.

9. I lied in my last list when I said I don’t drink or take drugs anymore… that venture didn’t last long.

10. Sometimes I find it really hard to understand why people don’t like the music that I find amazing.

11. I love it when I find the ‘popular girls’ on Facebook who went to my highschool and they’ve gotten really fat or ugly.

12. I am the clumsiest person I know.

13. There is no fact #13.

14. I now have 8 piercings. 3 in each ear, one in my bellybotton, and one in my nose. I hardly wear the stud in my nose because I have to take it out for work every day.

15. I have the worst immune system ever and recently just came out of hospital. My uni have granted me sick leave hence why I have so much time on my hands.

16. Unlike most girls, I am not insecure about my body and I’m actually quite proud of it.

17. I can’t pick favourites. I’m too indecisive. I don’t have a favourite anything.

18. I love going to gigs and despite being small I am surprisingly strong. So don’t get in my way.

19. My landlord let me paint my walls purple. My roommates added to it by writing famous literary quotes along the bottom.

20. I am a really good driver.

21. When I was little my favourite movie was The Lion King and I cried when Mufasa died.

22. I always pick scabs.

23. I think it’s funny when I get crushes on people on the Internet.

24. I’m kinda self-destructive. I blame it on all the weird painful things that happened to me as a teenager.

25. Parlo italiano.