YourLocalTyrant

1. I've attacked a tiki torch because it spilled my beer.
2. I get absurdly attached to my pets.
3. I have had heart palpitations due to consuming 2 Headshot energy drinks and 4 Amp Overdrives in one night.
4. I'm a sucker for Roman/Celtic History
5. Steampunk fascinates me.
6. As does Chemistry
7. I took four years of Advanced Latin in High School.
8. All I learned from those four years was how to say "I have been plowed"
9. I also learned that our teacher loved Iron Maiden and Thundercats
10. I love reading Tabloids
11. My first car was a 1991 Ford Escort GTU, missing a third gear.
12. It's hard to impress people when your car can't break 60 mph
13. I picked up bass guitar because I got frustrated with acoustic guitar.
14. I picked up harmonica because I got frustrated with bass guitar.
15. My dog tried to bite my Dad's throat out on Christmas eve.
16. I'm huge on tradition.
17. I drive an hour out to see my girlfriend and I don't mind it one bit.
18. I secretly wish I could have a pompadour
19. I only went to my 11th grade US History class 7 times.
20. I passed said class with a 92.
21. I started my senior slide in the end of sophomore year.
22. I have trouble spelling words with more than one set of double consonants.
23. My life is full of aspirations that I'm too lazy to complete.
24. I love Legos.
25. I love black and white silent films.