boo boo

1. I'm 22 and still a virgin.

2. Like Jackhammer I'm not into cars and I also don't drive.

3. My grandmother (on my fathers side) wanted me aborted.

4. I'm an aspiring writer, I hope to be a filmmaker.

5. I own 7 music instruments, I don't know how to play any of them.

6. I have a peculiar fetish for women who shave their heads. I have an unusually large folder of bald chick pictures.

7. Hannity is my favorite comedy program on television.

8. I suffer from a genetic gum disease, all of my front upper teeth are fake.

9. I have two cats, Taz and Maggie.

10. My mother owns a beauty salon called Cherie's Nails.

11. I collect disability money for mental illness, which I need to pay for the rent, so I'm unemployed and not really by choice.

12. I'm a Bleach fan, and obviously, Rukia is my favorite character.

13. If I met Morrissey in person I'd probably insult him.

14. I live with my grandmother on my mothers side and I have lived with her since I was 3 monthes old.

15. My grandmother watches the Sci Fi channel all day, my god The Outer Limits is a really lame show.

16. I have been home schooled since 3rd grade.

17. My stepfather is a firefighter.

18. I have 10 siblings, 3 half brothers, 5 stepbrothers and 2 stepsisters.

19. My favorite color is purple.

20. There's a green bucket hat that I ALWAYS wear and always have for the past 5 years, I stole it from my ex-stepdad.

21. My favorite movie is American Beauty.

22. I hate british slang with a f*cking passion.

23. Even though she's been in a motherload of awful movies, I still have somewhat of a crush on Christina Ricci.

24. I've must have played and beaten Star Fox 64 well over 300 times.

25. I know jack sh*t about sports.

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Terrible Lizard

That has to be one of the saddest things I've ever read.
You're going to make one hell of a director my friend.

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jackhammer

I personally think it takes balls to admit what he did on a public forum and I respect him all the more for it.

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Terrible Lizard

No doubt that's whay I credit his artistic potential.

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Alfred

This post is disgusting.

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Terrible Lizard

But true.
He knows I'm kidding.

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