Terrible Lizard

1. I have a indescribable hate for hipsters.
2. All of you who thought Anteater and I were the same person, **** off.
3. I'm a little obsessed with Fatima Mansions right now.
4. I'm doing a research project on "American Psycho" and enjoying it quite a deal.
5. My dog won't stop whining about the boxer next door.
6. My ganja dealer is always out of town when I need him.
7. I'm not a prog-fanboy, I just listen to the classics and some prog every now and then, but not anymore than the punk or jazz I listen to.
8. I haven't had pussy in a month, I hate everyone more than usual.
9. SGM's donkey-headed mascot is ****ing swoll.
10. Nobody has Lazy Magnets goddammit.
11. I have auburn hair.
12. I can't find my skull pipe on Sundays.
13. The beretta will always be cooler than the desert eagle.
14. I'm trying to write a short-story but that ******* procrastination won't stop reminding me of **** I don't really need to do. Like writing this. . .
15. Punk=great Blues=greater Punk-Blues=Holy ****.
16. So far I like The Birthday Party better than the Bad Seeds.
17. Snowman's album will continue to be a favorite for the rest of the year.
18. Why do the best Punk bands always have the ****tiest musicians inspired by them?
19. I know I'm not talking about myself, but I like my mysterious quality dammit!
20. Diet Coke is for whining, pathetic bitches.
21. I believe a band/and or artist only sells out when they do a commercial *cough* David Bowie. Especially one with Tina Turner. *ewww*
22. Texas doesn't suck, it just drinks annoyingly fast.
23. The Acid Mothers concert is only two months away. *drools*
24. I don't really give a **** about rules, but apparently the same goes for whatever I do.
25. I'm always wearing shades.

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-John Martyn