Sansa Stark

14g piercing needles, they're awfully sharp/good for precision and they were/are my preferred tool for self mutilation. I cut by my ears, like a facelift, I think I thought I could peel off my face

It's kind of hard to understand unless you've ever undergone psychosis, tbh

djchameleon

25 facts......easy. I can do this with my eyes closed.


1. I'm a Navy Veteran
2. I hate funerals and have a weird response to them where I become giddy and happy around the dead body and I have to control it so I don't laugh out loud inappropriately.
3. I prefer to not eat anything Chocolate related. I always go for the Vanilla option.
4. I love Italian Cuisine specifically Lasagna but it's all good in my books.
5. My favorite color is blue
6. I have a shades collection that has about 8 different shades and counting. It is my weakness whenever I go to the mall anywhere to stop at the shade kiosk and pick up some new ones. I've also lost a few over time or else I'd have more.
7. I'm an only child, well I consider myself one because I grew up alone. I do have a half sister but she was never around while I was growing up and now that I'm an adult she won't talk to me.
8. My father passed away a few years ago from colon cancer.
9. I was an online dj for a couple of years.
10. I've never been to an official concert. Yes, I've seen local acts play but not any big names.
11. I was a loan shark on the side while in the Navy.
12. I went to the Navy and never boarded a ship.
13. My dream destination is go to to Japan.
14. I've been to 12 states out of 50.
15. I really hate US beaches because I consider them dirty compared to the Caribbeans.
16. I own three cats, I had four at one point in time but one of those punks ran away.
17. I've owned a few dogs in my life but I'm over big dogs. My next dog will most likely be a Scottish Terrier.
18. I know how to skateboard but I'm not that great at it. Mostly just kick/push stuff.
19. I've owned a couple of acoustic guitars but never learned to play. They ended up just being conversation pieces.
20. I have worked at a Library as a Page. I hope that is the closest that I ever get to Customer Service because I wouldn't ever want to work doing anything related to that again.
21. I really hate beer and only drink it socially to not look like a complete douche if someone offers me one.
22. When I go to a bar, I always go and try out different mixed drinks. My starter drink of choice is a Screwdriver or a Cran and Vodka followed by a Gin and Tonic then I branch out from there.
23. I have been playing MMOs since about 2003 in some capacity. I started out in The Sims Online and never looked back.
24. I lost my virginity at 17 to a prostitute.
25. I'm kind of a messy person but I tend to have an organized mess so I know where everything is and I can usually find what I'm looking for.

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Fame, fortune, power, titties. People say these are the most crucial things in life, but you can have a pocket full o' gold and it doesn't mean sh*t if you don't have someone to share that gold with. Seems simple. Yet it's an important lesson to learn. Even lone wolves run in packs sometimes.

Aperture Science

26. I sleep naked
27. I Love "Never Gonna Give You Up" by Rick Astley and will fight anybody who talks **** about that song.
28. I never saw the bulk of the episodes from the 'classic' simpsons seasons, until really recently
29. I lost my virginity..let's just say..fairly early on
30. Anything above 85-90 degree weather is too much for me.

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"We were just a band that made it very big, that's all" - John Lennon

http://www.file-cabinet.co.uk/lastfm...ifthofnovember

misspoptart

I'm not really familiar with Sex and the City. Is there a character who tends to act dumb because others find it charming, but is secretly a criminal mastermind? I'd be her! And thanks for the compliments

djchameleon

say what!?

hmmmm I may have a slight crush on you


You might hate this comparison but it's similar to Paris Hilton who acts dumb but is a very smart business woman who knows how to brand herself. Yes she has a team but she's an active part of said team.

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Fame, fortune, power, titties. People say these are the most crucial things in life, but you can have a pocket full o' gold and it doesn't mean sh*t if you don't have someone to share that gold with. Seems simple. Yet it's an important lesson to learn. Even lone wolves run in packs sometimes.

misspoptart

I actually am not offended by the Paris Hilton comparison. Katy Perry and Ke$ha also come to mind in terms of that act...

I am super clumsy and I love playing up the "dumb blond" thing. I get a special kick out of it when people think I'm being real.

FRED HALE SR.

1.I Hate "Never Gonna Give You Up" by Rick Astley and have already succesfully slaughtered hundreds of people who tried to defend the song.
2. I once set a tree on fire in my backyard with a can of lysol and a lighter. My mom never noticed I dug the tree out.
3. I still have a pair of underoos, superman style from the early 80's. I know ur jealous.
4. I lost my virginity on a college campus in a music room on a piano stool.
5. I once skateboarded 40 miles from Los Angeles on PCP.
6. Cindy Crawford once blew me a kiss in the suites at a LA KINGS game. The highlight of my life so far.
7. I once witnessed a guy getting hit in the face with a baseball at an Angels game. The other highlight of my life.
8. I smoke entirely too much pot.
9. I worked construction on Steve Jobs house when i was on vacation in San Jose as a high schooler. Saved a guys life who fell in his pool and almost drowned.
10. I went to the State Championship in high school wrestling at 145 lbs and placed second. Got smoked by a Filipino guy in the final match. Dudes breath was horrible.
11. I love to cook and try to add as many ingredients as possible to make it all the more pretentious.
12. I was knocked unconscious once at a Beastie Boys concert when I was pinned against a railing and knocked head over heels. I woke up in a med tent and the med said good morning mary sunshine.
13. I always wanted to try bartending, looks like fun.
14. My sister looks exactly like me.
15. I had scarlet fever as a kid and almost died.
16. I still collect baseball cards and have the entire collection of Welcome Back Kotter cards from the 70's including a Travolta signed card. Be jealous.
17. My favorite show of alltime is Andy Griffith and I still watch it to this day along with The Waltons.
18. I met John Wooden three times in my life and consider him to be one of the greatest humanitarians that ever lived along with an academic giant. I have the utmost respect in the World for him and always will.
19. I am a season ticket holder for the Anaheim Ducks. Go Ducks!
20. I have hazel green eyes and love long walks on the beach.

Mondo Bungle

1. I'm punk as f*ck
2. That being said, I love "Good Riddance (Time of Your Life)" by Green Day, and don't give any f*cks about that
3. I'm going to be a seneior in HS, and have never had a girlfriend, I've been kissed once, on the cheek
4. I like to make spastic and abnormal noises with my mouth and voice, and sometimes record myself doing so to hear what it sounds like. I once made a recording that was 35 minutes long.
5. I love classic country musicians (ie Waylon Jennings) but rarely ever go out of my way to listen to them.
6. I wanted to make a Teen Wolf tv show long before MTV did, and it would have been a whole lot less gay, but a whole lot cheesier and stupid.
7. I'm fluent in French
8. I am one of those melodramatic fools
9. I hate the government, but anarchy is kinda stupid
10. I am currently on fire
11. As a child, I had a nightmare about a pink blanket of mine sneaking up on me, killing me with a spoon, and eating my remains
12. I am deathly afraid of a pink blanket I own
13. I know a lot about dreams, dream mechanics, the science of sleep, and all that through years of study after having a jarring hypnagogic experience when I was 13.
14. I've never sat in the driver's seat of a vehicle
15. I smoke more weed than people who say they smoke a lot of weed
16. I laughed the hardest I've ever laughed while playing Fallout 3, because I picked up a baseball glove.
17. F*ck the cops and sh*t
18. I believe in permanent astral projection upon death
19. I was hit by a truck while on mushrooms, the truck wasn't moving.
20. I hate parties
21. I also strongly dislike the taste of most alcohol (good thing I quit) but will still occasionally drink during social gatherings.
22. I once threw a rock through a police car's windshield when I saw them hassling a homeless man sleeping on a park bench.
23. I got away
24. I can't swim
25. I was born in Eureka, CA

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Scarlett O'Hara

I think you'd definitely be Carrie. She a writer of a sex/love life column, she's blonde and can be rather ditzy at times when it comes to men! She adores shoes and clothes to a ridiculous amount.

I love playing a dumb blonde act too! It's so much fun. Especially with the male sex they love it.

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Burning Down

I could never be a dumb blonde even if I tried lol