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TheCunningStunt

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DoctorSoft

1. I have never shaven my pubes(I trim em nice and short) and don't plan to.

2. My earliest memory is a dream I had when I was 3 or 4 about glow in the dark bugs.

3. I am French, Irish, Italian, and Polish.

4. I've only broken one bone in my life. Me and a bunch of friends jumped on the side of my friend's sisters van. I had no railing on the roof to hold onto so I jumped off and broke my arm. I thought it was just sprained so I went to sleep. When I woke up in the morning it was swollen as hell so we went to the hospital and it was broken.

5. I just recently got contacts, I've had glasses for my whole life.

6. I have a birthmark between my ring and pinkie fingers on my right hand and my little brother has a birthmark between his little toe and ring toe on his left foot.

7. My hair is black in the winter and medium/dark brown in the summer.

8. My nose looks like it's broken even though it never has been.

9. I tan really easily everywhere except for my face and stomach.

10. I have a pidgeon chest.

11. With glasses I look like McLovin but without I look like my avatar . Yes I'm a nerd.

12. I used to be chubby when I was a little kid but in grade 7 I got really skinny and now I'm about average build.

13. I'm really hairy and already have more stomach/chest hair than all the kids in my grade and the grade ahead of me. I get teased about it but it doesn't bother me at all for some reason.

14. I used to collect LP's but now I just buy CDs.

15. I didn't really start getting into movies until this year.

16. The first CD I bought was Nickelback's The Long Road, and honestly, I'm not that embarrased by that fact.

17. I think I'm the least shy person I know.

18. I haven't drawn for 3 years, but I'm starting to get into it again.

19. I have no idea what I want to be when I grow up.

20. I run 2 km everyday.

21. If I rent a movie I'll watch it that night but I always procastinate watching a movie when I buy it.

23. I've never really liked video games and the only one I ever beat was THUG.

24. I go to a K-12 school that only has 430 kids.

25. I can't remember the last time I downloaded a song/album. I kind of want to start though.

glastonelle

1. I wish I was British
2. I sometimes wish I was Jewish
3. I dont really follow religion though
4. I bought my dog a toy pheasant to try and get her into hunting
5. I love Top Gear, and find Richard Hammond adorable because hes so bloody short
6. I think I was a Scottish heroin-addict in my past life
7. Or Chandler from Friends
8. I dont find guys with intense fringes good looking
9. I can speak fluent Italian
10. Its taken me nearly 17 years to learn how to spell Quiche (apparently its not keish)
11. I love big words
12. I suck at algebra
13. I own the Star Wars, Lord of the Rings, Godfather, Indiana Jones, Blackadder and the A Team box sets and I dont know why.
14. I love all British accents. Espescially Yorkshire accents
15. I only like pink marshmallows
16. I dont like beer
17. As a NZer, I cant stand Australians (there are exceptions though)
18. Paul McCartney is my favourite Beatle
19. If I could go back in time, I'd go back to the 60s and shag Mick Jagger
20. My mums naturopath thinks I'm wheat intolerant. Ive eaten wheat for the last 17 years and am pleased to say, am still alive.
21. And NOT wheat intolerant
22. I feel horrible that whales get slaughtered but I dont actually do anything about it
23. I love stubble
24. And men in suits
25. I wish I lived in a really big city

LoathsomePete

01. I can't seem to drink soda without my face breaking out.
02. I can't seem to make the milk foam for my lattes
03. I can however make an awesome chicken pot pie
04. It's been over a month since I deleted my Facebook Account
05. I am genuinely excited for school next Monday
06. I am excited for fall, my favourite season.
07. I just found out my laptop can handle some pretty heavy duty games, so I might have to turn that into my gaming computer.
08. I am currently trying to teach myself HTML
09. I love flannel shirts
10. I've worked in two lumberyards and therefore have earned the right to wear flannel without being associated with hipsters
11. It's been over a year since my last sexual encounter.
12. I am oddly alright with it though.
13. If I could rid the world of three things reality TV would be one of them.
14. Pedophiles would be the second wish.
15. Fred Phelps and the rest of his incestuous brood would be the third wish.
16. I'm suppose to be working on spreadsheets right now.
17. I am very upset that Supernatural got a 6th season. How the fuck are you suppose to follow up stopping the apocalypse?
18. Video game developers Valve have been pissing me off lately with a finished Portal 2 video game yet next to nothing on Half-Life 2: Episode 3.
19. I got to shake Aesop Rock's hand on Aug 21 2010.
20. I am completely out of things to say so I will cut it off here.

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Stone Birds

1. i have a collection of over 100 CD's
2. i secretly like the chorus to lady gaga's "telephone" but dislike everything else about her
3. stop callin, stop callin i don't wanna think anymore, i left my head and my heart on the dancefloor
4. i am a huge fan of justin vernon
5. i do not like kanye west's music at all
6. i listen to mainly folk, electronica (real electronica), and slow soul
7. i am a big fan of conor oberst
8. i hate desparaceidos
9. i'm a independent party candidate (this is a joke people)
10. i'm wondering whcih will be the 51st state: D.C. or Puerto Rico
11. fcuk spelchek
12. i'm socially-akward... ... ... AHHHHHHHH!!!
13. i've always liked this icon: but i've never had a post on this site where it'd work
14. fucccck the number 14
15. i love pale colors
16. i love to sleep
17. la
18. la la
19. la la la
20. just listened to a local natives song
21. i make music: myspace.com/stonebirdies
22. people bitch when i post links but when they do it, everything is just fine
23. you know what fuck 23 to
24. i like oranges
25. i ask the questions: WHY THE HELL IS IT 25 QUESTIONS, THIS TOOK FOREVER!??!!?!?!?!!!

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The Bullet

1. When i was around four, I stuck my hand into the elevator door. I was gonna pull it out as the last minute to dare devil, but I failed. The nurse couldn't tell if it was broken
2. I remember sleeping in a crib
3. One of my earliest memories is me going up to a couple kids in the day-care center around the corner when I was around two, and going "hey!" They screamed and ran away, and I was like "what did I do?"
4. I took up cello for school around two years ago
5. I recentley had an upright bass lesson
6. In kindergarden, I pissed all over the principals office. I also took down all the pictures the other kids drew of him, etc, etc, etc. I switched schools
7. Even though I'm not technically overweight, I think of myself as being really fat (possibly due to a few of my friends being so skinny it seems dangerous)
8. I'm pretty short
9. School just started today for me
10.I'm not sure if I'm alergic to pollen or not, but I've sneezed alot through these past good few March's.
11.The last song I listened to was The Roots... I think... it might have been Eminem.
12.I did nothing for the last month of summer
13.I did, however, go to southern Africa this summer
14.Victoria Falls was my favorite part of the trip
15.I have other things I should probably be doing right now
16.I live about 45 minutes south of San Fransisco by car.
17.I'm looking forward to Spose's mixtape coming out next month
18.And his album coming out in October
19.The first album I fell in love with was the soundtrack to the second Shrek movie (not the score)
20.My favorite song on that album was the Dashboard Confessional song (albeit, a remix by Ron Fair)

21.Now, it's probably the Counting Crows song (that riff is sooooooooo catchy; I'm so jealous of their ability to write riffs this good.)

22.The first band I fell in love with was Guns 'N Roses
23.The first Guns 'N Roses song I knew was Welcome to the Jungle (everyone knows it, I'm not even gonna post it)
24.I've written alot of music
25.I've been playing guitar for the past two and a half years

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Dayvan Cowboy

I'm doing a revamp:



1. I hate the girls in my class because they dress and pose like hookers
2. I have intense hatred for facebook
3. I'm extremely shy around the opposite sex
4. I think the smell of cookies is the best thing ever
5. I had my own hate website/group
6. I love guys with curly hair (see Tyondai Braxton; Cedric Zavala-Bixler)
7. I hate guys who look like they're on steroids
8. I dislike guys who look too perfect
9. I think Panda Bear is extremely attractive
10. I want to be a programmer when I grow up
11. I am subbed to three science magazines
12. IMO, X-Box < PS3
13. I think skinny guys are cuter than muscly guys
14. Geeks are attractive IMHO
15. I am in love with the colours turquoise and orange
16. I have a boston terrier named Dexter
17. I hate the smell of axe
18. I am currently in love with a geek
19. I love math
20. The only math I hate is fractions
21. I have not worn a pair of matching socks in three years.
22. I'm undergoing experimental dental procedures, which means I have to wear experimental braces for 4 years of my life
23. I would love to live in Montreal again (because Amon Tobin lives there)
24. I speak french fluently
25. My favourite singer is a tie between Jonsi and Tyondai Braxton
25.5. I think Taylor Lautner is extremely ugly.
25.6. The only reason that guy is my avatar is because I secretly think he's good looking (though I may deny it)
25.7. I'd do Panda Bear, Toby Driver and maybe the guy (Cedric) in my avatar.
25.8. I am obsessed with all things open source
25.85. I frequently stare at pictures of good looking musicians on my computer
25.81. I hate money
25.82. I think Ian Williams is indie rock's best guitarist
25.83. only a few people on MB know my real name
25.84. I would like to live in denmark or alaska one day.
25.85. I only wear flared jeans

gunnels

I present to you...a very revealing look into gunnels

1)My name is JD
2)I ****ing love avocados
3)My penis curves slightly to the left
4)I can fall asleep practically anywhere, anytime, except when I actually need to be asleep.
5)I'm likely to study abroad in Oslo after high school because college costs way too much here, and living a couple of decades in debt doesn't sound too fun.
6)It looks like AP US History is going to rule my life this next school year.
7)I go to an art school, my department is piano.
8)I am the quietest person I know, and I know some hardcore introverts.
9)Few things grate my nerves more than elitism in any field and music genre purists.
10)For some reason, strangers tend to think I give off an intimidating vibe, but I'm extremely passive.
11)People think I'm a super-nice person, but I'm really not. I constantly judge people in my mind, I just don't verbalize it.
12)I share a room with my mother.
13)I'm 16.
14)I should really be practicing piano right now.
15)Or studying.
16)I like being put into a submissive position.
17)Baccano! is my new favorite show.
18)I have not listened to my favorite band since last October
19)This is taking longer than I thought it would.
20)I'm currently listening to 'Wake Up' by Coheed and Cambria
21)I live in a Nashville suburb and I can not wait to get the hell out of here.
22)I almost always have one hand on my face, usually covering my chin and lips. I don't know how I developed this habit.
23)When I was around 5 I thought Aaron Carter was the best singer ever.
24)I wear ties around casually and am starting a small collection of them.
25)Only about one in fifteen so called "classic" albums are worth checking out in my opinion.

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TumorAttitude

1. My bio Grandpa is a coke head and owns all the strip clubs in the state. I've never met him but I'm hoping to inherit a few nudie bars when he finally dies.
2. About a year and a half ago, my dog drug me across the ground. I was facedown and I wasn't wearing a bra. My entire nipple was scab.....It grew back about a month later. My tits are pretty much symetrical now.
3. I acknowledge that I'm a music n00b and kind of a shitty poster. Quit guilting me about it.
4. Most of the surfaces in my house are covered in shit periodically. None of it is mine.
5. The first decent album I bought was either "Modern Guilt" by Beck or "American Idiot" by Green Day depending on what you consider decent.
6. Sometimes I'm laying in bed and I get really twitchy for no reason. It makes me want to slice open my arms but I only do that a little bit once every 3 monthes.
7. Three therapists, two counselors, and the entire staff of the local psych ward think I'm pretty much normal.
8. There's a small bust of Chopin on the desk in front of me.
9. I think my personality is way better suited for a male version of myself.
10. I used to be a really big churchie and my youth pastor told me I was a prophet and thats why I didn't have any friends....not because I had severe social anxiety disorder and probably chronic depression.
11. I'm an athiest now and I have a ton of IRL friends, actually...
12. I got my period on the way home from an anti-abortion rally. 7 7 07.....ohmigawdtheorginizationisstillaround....
13. I hate my real name.
14. I do a lot of stupid extracurriculars and study a lot because I need a scholarship. I'd rather be smoking pot with my friends.
15. I want to be a human rights activist or a social worker and get and give stupid tattoo and do some stupid shit in a stupid band on the side.
16. My backpack's got jets.
17. I'm Boba the Fett.
18. I bounty hunt for Jabba Hutt to finance my vett.
19. I like getting prank calls.
20. Probably won't have 1000 posts for forever considering I just come here and fuck around.
21. Pueberty drained all the musicality out of me. I don't know how.
22. My grandma is undiagnosed borderline personality disorder and my dad was undiagnosed asperger's syndrome.
23. I think I'm smart and attractive.
24. I think bugs are really cool and underrated aesthetically.
25. Not sure if I'd rather have sex with the guy in my avatar (Frank Carter, lead singer of hardcore punk band Gallows) or be him.