How else would you know if you're done?

I just like to admire my work.

Man, 333's is going to be a tough act to follow but here it is anyway

1. I squeek when I yawn, sometimes very loudly
2. I have two blueberry bushes, doing wonderfully, I might add
3. We have never had a shower in my house, just a bath tub.
4. You really dont want to be the last person to take a bath
5. I never use the shift key for capital letters, I always use caps lock even for one letter
6. I rode my bike 31 miles one time.
7. I subscribe to Elle magazine
8. I have one fingernail that grows 3 times faster than all the others
9. I have shattered my tailbone
10. I love smashing pennies on the railroad tracks
11. I hate minivan moms that drive like bats out of hell with a passion
12. I get Poison Ivy at least 4 times a year
13. I have an extreamly short fuse, but get over things fast
14. I have always wanted to be in a big motorcyle rally convoy type thing.
15. I quote Austin Powers Goldmember at least once a day.
16. I want to live in a tiny house in the middle of nowhere, with a great view
17. The population of our town is 403, it always stays the same, girl gets pregnant guy leaves town
18. I could live off of limeade
19. I once dated a guy who had a huge rebel flag in the back window of his truck
20. My grandpa and I make homeade wine, Zinfindel, and blackberry
21. We won first place at a big competition
22. I am wearing a Charles Barkley Rockets jersey right now.
23. I sent Al Pacino fan mail last year, I havent got anything back :(
24. I usually wear rings on every finger
25. I'm really slow at reading reading clocks that arent digital

1.) I'm a writer.
2.) I'm an alcoholic and have no intention of quitting drinking anytime soon.
3.) I love blueberry muffins.
4.) My favorite Bruce Springsteen song is "Girls in Their Summer Clothes"
5.) I cry every single time I watch Edward Scissorhands, which isn't very often, and it gets to the part where Vincent Price dies.
6.) I smoke about a pack of regular cigarettes a day.
7.) I once got drunk with Lance Henriksen and Tony Todd.
8.) I haven't been in a fist fight in over eleven years.
9.) I've had two very brief stints in the pro wrestling industry.
10.) I have performed stand-up comedy in Virginia, Baltimore and San Francisco, but it's been a good two years since my last gig.
11.) I have been intimate with seven women since losing my virginity at age fourteen.
12.) I hate sweet potatoes.
13.) I like a little pain, domination/humiliation in my lovemaking.
14.) I've greatly exaggerated my drinking/drug intake during the ages of 12-13 over the last few years in order to impress people. It's far from being entirely fiction, but it definitely wasn't as bad as I made it out to be.
15.) My favorite Bob Dylan song is "Not Dark Yet"
16.) I once had dinner with the cast of the original Hellraiser.
17.) My favorite pro-wrestler of all time is Bret "The Hitman" Hart. Ric Flair is a close second.
18.) My five all-time favorite TV shows are: Frasier, MilleniuM, Cheers, The Simpsons and SCTV.
19.) I've always wanted to sing, but I'm not very good at it.
20.) I once worked for the Charlottesville, VA radio station WNRN. I did wrote and delivered news broadcasts.
21.) I once had dinner with Rudy Ray Moore.
22.) I am presently at work on my second novel.
23.) I have seen most of this country via Greyhound. The longest trip was from Richmond, VA to San Francisco, CA.
24.) I have two middle names.
25.) I have never eaten a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

Since I'll probably never meet any of you in real life, I might as well add a few weird facts about me as well.

1.) I've only traveled out of my country once. (I live in the USA, and been to Mexico once for vacation.)
2.) I'm a huge pothead.
3.) I'm 19, and only had four girlfriends in the past.
4.) I've tried ectacsy, shrooms, coke, and acid in the past. The first mentioned, I still do every now and then.
5.) I could ****ing live off of Jack in the Box!
6.) I'm kind of trapped in the 80s, though I'm slowly moving past that faze.
7.) I died my hair three times before, and grew my hair long for about three and a half years before finally cutting it short again just recently (twice black, and once blonde).
8.) I'm naturally a shy person, and used to be kinda antisocial (though I'm working on changing that.)
9.) I've NEVER smoked a cigerette before (I have my reasons).
10.) I didn't start drinking until I was 16.
11.) I'm sort of a furry (though I mainly just draw and fantasize over certain cartoon characters. Yeah I know, pathetic. =P)
12.) I'm also a huge wrestling fan.
13.) Speaking of which, I plan on seriously getting into shape, and becoming a professional wrestler after I get college out of the way first.
14.) I still sleep with plushies =P
15.) I'm pretty self-conscious.
16.) My favorite colors are blue and lime green.
17.) I'm pretty good with directions, that is if I've already been to a certian area before.
18.) I'm the only one out of my friends that does not smoke cigerettes (though that kind of interchanges with #9).
19.) I have a hand clapping fetish.
20.) I think most girls look very hot wearing blue.
21.) I still play the Pokemon game boy games.
22.) I care more about having fun than being serious.
23.) My favorite beer is Keystone Light.
24.) My favorite drink is Cherry Coke.
25.) I love cats, but I'm allergic to them.

Yeah, it's like that.

^ You've never smoked a cigarette but you've tried ectacsy, shrooms, coke, and acid? And pot? What are your reasons?

Cigarettes don't get you high.

Fair, but I just wanted to know what his reasons were when he wrote, "I have my reasons." lol.

That and my mom, and two of my uncles died from lung cancer.

I meant what I said as a joke, but yea, I can understand why you wouldn't want to smoke. Good move too, because I've been smoking so long, it'd take a lot more than the death of a family member to get me to stop.
The addiction is ridiculously intense.
Quitting a coke addiction was easier.