Bulldog

I'll think about it

sidewinder

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I'd love to see your signature/links too, but the huge and obnoxious ones have caused me to block all signatures.

sidewinder

26. Apparently I reveal too much personal info online, even though I'm pretty reserved in real life. You'd think I was drunk when I made that last post!

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I'd love to see your signature/links too, but the huge and obnoxious ones have caused me to block all signatures.

Freebase Dali

I'm going to do this again. For you readers, it's going to be like getting raped twice. Don't expect it to be any different than the first time, or any less horrible.


1. I love kittens so much, I want to squeeze them to death. What a mindfuck for me.
2. I'm so artistically ignorant, the only surrealist painter I know of by name is Salvador Dali.
3. I have a love/hate relationship with zombies. They're my fave, but they scare me the most. It's why I love them, and why I hate them.
4. I find a girl more attractive with less makeup. Natural beauty is intensely affecting with me.
5. I love kids, and I want no less than two, eventually.
6. I drive the speed limit even when there are no cops around.
7. I've never gotten a speeding ticket before. (Der dedeerrrrr!)
8. I can cook something fierce. I consider it an evolutionary process, since women have lately been Destiny's Child-ing into new uncharted territories of not cooking. Ever.
9. My favorite color is gray. It has less to do with some childish relevance to sadness than it does to the fact that it matches with practically everything but brown. Which, incidentally, is my other favorite color.
10. I've recently decided that I don't like Mogwai. I'm pretty happy with that decision.
11. I drink no less than a gallon of water daily.
12. I think people who **** over SkullCandy headphones are tools.
13. I hate the military, but it has probably been the best thing that ever happened to me considering where I was in life prior to joining. But thank god I'm out. Good things are never tolerable beyond a point.
14. My parents met at an orgy in the late 60's.
15. They ran away together and lived in the woods until my mom became pregnant with my oldest sister.
16. I value being alone more than I value companionship, but it's a back and forth thing.
17. When I was a kid, I had an imaginary wife. Once, I went in the yard and intentionally got stung by a bee so she could console me. (Didn't work. That bitch)
18. I used to sleep-walk until I was 13 years old. Almost got killed in the highway doing that, and also peed in the refrigerator doing that.
19. I technically died when I was a kid due to accidental inhalation of toxic fumes absent of ventilation.
20. THERE WAS NO WHITE LIGHT. Only drying vomit. After I was resuscitated, there was more vomit.
21. I'm so agnostic it could be a belief system.
22. I've never cried when people close to me have died. I feel the loss, but I don't express it in tears. The last thing I cried about was a girl not wanting to go out with me when I was 11. I'm extremely uncomfortable around people who are crying.
23. My dad is donating his body to science when he dies. It will probably be the only worthwhile thing he's ever done in his life.
24. My mom wants to be cremated. She doesn't even want to be around for her own funeral.
25. Since being back in the U.S... I constantly worry about which one of my parents I'm going to have to see die first. Both of them are pushing it. It's inevitable, but I really don't want to be here for it. I don't want to have to deal with it because I know it's going to derail me in some way. I guess I gotta man up and just understand that it happens to everyone and there's no way around it.. I'm just not looking forward to it, that's all. No matter the differences I have with them, I'm not waiting to bury them.

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Astronomer

I still sleep walk. & sleep talk. I've had a lot of confused boyfriends.

Nice list. Cute about the imaginary wife

Freebase Dali

Yea, sleepwalking isn't fun. I remember sleepwalking outside my grandmother's house a long time ago and she had one of those doors that lock but allow you to turn the knob to exit, and I woke up outside her house, locked out. She didn't hear very well. I ended up having to sleep outside.

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ElephantSack

Let's see...

1. I'm 22 and I live with my parents and two brothers.
2. The only reason I still live where I do is because of my band.
3. Sometimes I'm tempted to leave anyway.
4. I want to build my own house.
5. I want it to be on good land that I don't have to pay money for.
6. I wouldn't feel bad about killing somebody who would try to take it away from me.
7. I'm a pretty big pacifist.
8. The thought of physical violence makes me nervous sometimes.
9. I used to fight for sport (Judo) when I was a kid.
10. It was some of the best fun I'd ever had.
11. I like to swim in water no warmer than 75 degrees Fahrenheit.
12. I prefer lakes and rivers to the ocean.
13. Except for when it comes to waves.
14. I like surfing medium-sized waves (4-6 ft.)
15. I'd like to know how to survive in the wilderness.
16. I don't think I'll ever not be able to do 50 push ups, unless something physically traumatic happens to me.
17. I started having second thoughts about having a kid.
18. I've been pretty against it for a while now.
19. I used to work as a carpenter.
20. If I could go back to it, I would enjoy the good money and hard work, but I would get sick of it again anyway.
21. My band is a huge emotional and spiritual outlet for me.
22. I feel like it keeps me from doing what I want to do sometimes.
23. I wouldn't mind going back to school.
24. I care too much what people think of me.
25. Sometimes I think that makes me a push-over.

That was pretty easy. Just rolled right out.

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1] I ****ing got to number 13 and accidentally hit the back button. Talk about unlucky.
2] I love kissing.
3] I think people get weirded out when I kiss with my eyes open.
4] I'm currently thinking about dropping everything I'm doing to join three strangers on a bus converted to run on fryer grease to spread the word about Zeitgeist the Movie and love.
5] I have the hugest zit on my chin right now.
6] I'm guilty of drinking my problems away lately.
7] I look at my toilet paper after I wipe - every time.
8] No, I've never smelled it.
9] Alright, alright. I only did it once ... In all fairness, it was a weird color.
10] I hate crying in public.
11] I cried in public two days ago.
12] I love dancing until I'm sore.
13] The most beautiful thing I've witnessed in my life is the love, patience and compassion that my parents have shown my brother and me.
14] Crying alone is the most comforting things for me to do.
15] I would take a bullet for pretty much anyone.
16] I have a bad temper and will say things I don't mean just to make others feel terrible.
17] My nipples are pierced and I'm sad that I've not shown anyone in awhile.
18] I think I got rufied a couple weeks ago with a friend.
19] I love being naked and wish to find a commune that supports this idea.
20] I think about suicide a lot - no, not because I'm sad or angry, or even depressed ... Simply because I'm bored.
21] I think suicide is selfish.
20] I embrace my desire to feel the rhythm, to feel connected enough to step aside and weep like a widow, to feel inspired, to fathom the power, to witness the beauty , to bathe in the fountain to swing on the spiral of our divinity and still be a human.
21] Whiskey is my drink of choice.
22] Tequila is my drink of life.
23] I get jealous so easily.
24] ElephantSack is changed my life forever.
25] When I die, I don't want to waste land, energy, time or money. I just want to be wrapped up in a big white sheet and have my friends and family celebrate life and love each other before they burn me, to scatter my ashes where they deem fit.

Janszoon

I'm on the fence about whether to make this my new signature or not.

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A Night in the Life of the Invisible Man

Time & Place

25 Albums You Should Hear Before the Moon Crashes into the Earth and We All Die

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SATCHMO

I try to make sure that I don't throw in the TP before I have a good look at my deposit.