Urban Dictionary: stuff

1. I am a dude
2. I have add
3. I was prescribed dexedrine and I abused it heavily-but I didn't party, I just read a lot of books- I read the entire dostoevsky collection in a single week.
4.I was baptized catholic but never went to church and am an atheist
5.I lost my v under a tree.
6.I didn't learn to tell time by the old tyme clocks til I was 16
7. I play the guitar
8. I like abba and the electric light orchestra
9. My roots are french canadian/irish
10.I wear glasses
11.my dad was in a cult
12. i'm hoping to double major in english/history
13 I'm bisexual-which in my case means some months I'm exclusively attracted to women, and other months men- which makes relationships very difficult.
14.my jaw clicks when I eat
15. I enjoy walking alone at night
16. I smoke a pack of cigs for every 3 days.
17. I have a non-verbal learning disorder
18. I record my own music on 4-track
19. wolverine was my favourite superhero as a kid
20. I can't play any sports but watch hockey occasionally
21. about two years ago I developed a strange allergic reaction to pot which made me speak in tongues and get really paranoid.(no joke)
22. I don't like hard liquor-just beer
23. I tried E once-I took like 6 or more hits and didn't feel anything-even though the person I was with was high as a kite
24. I have below average math skills
25. I enjoy watching conan

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I once made 19 straight 3-pointers in basketball
I run the mile in under 8 minutes
I love car audio
I like my music really loud
I need to get laid
I have only had 2 jobs in my entire life
I eat out almost everyday
My favorite food is pizza and mexican food
I look up tons of stuff on wiki
I've never smoked a cigarette or done drugs in my life
I don't like many people
I can't get away from learning about supernatural and physics stuff
I was a super senior for a whole year before graduating
I studder certain words
Favorite band is Killsitch engage
I like eminem, but hate rap
I ocd about just about everything
I love WWE

1. I've attacked a tiki torch because it spilled my beer.
2. I get absurdly attached to my pets.
3. I have had heart palpitations due to consuming 2 Headshot energy drinks and 4 Amp Overdrives in one night.
4. I'm a sucker for Roman/Celtic History
5. Steampunk fascinates me.
6. As does Chemistry
7. I took four years of Advanced Latin in High School.
8. All I learned from those four years was how to say "I have been plowed"
9. I also learned that our teacher loved Iron Maiden and Thundercats
10. I love reading Tabloids
11. My first car was a 1991 Ford Escort GTU, missing a third gear.
12. It's hard to impress people when your car can't break 60 mph
13. I picked up bass guitar because I got frustrated with acoustic guitar.
14. I picked up harmonica because I got frustrated with bass guitar.
15. My dog tried to bite my Dad's throat out on Christmas eve.
16. I'm huge on tradition.
17. I drive an hour out to see my girlfriend and I don't mind it one bit.
18. I secretly wish I could have a pompadour
19. I only went to my 11th grade US History class 7 times.
20. I passed said class with a 92.
21. I started my senior slide in the end of sophomore year.
22. I have trouble spelling words with more than one set of double consonants.
23. My life is full of aspirations that I'm too lazy to complete.
24. I love Legos.
25. I love black and white silent films.

i'll do this again,....

1) i'm ashamed i love dave mathews so much
2) i smoke to make my brain stop spinnin
3) i have two moods, winter and summer
4) sometimes i go weeks without leavein the house, the longest was about a month
5) i hate christmas most of all
6) sometimes i laugh like i'm on a roller coaster during sex
7) sometimes i feel like i'm racist by takein a non racist stance
8) rolling rock is like the sprite of beer
9) the main thing i have to look forward to in my life right now is the steve winwood/eric clapton concert in two weeks
10) i regret askin my mother to go, solely because i feel bad we dont have a relationship
11) i like my dads new wife more than i like my dad
12) my mother asked me to get rid of her cats today
13) i like to hunt but i wont kill anything
14) i find it hard to think of 25 more things about myself
15) sometimes want a whole sleeve tat
16) i'm jellous of hooter girl's shorts
17) i really miss writtin for the newspaper
18) the older i get the more liberal i am and i dont want to admit it outloud
19) i love the allman brothers
20) i consume most of my daily calories at breakfast
21) most people dont think i'm very smart
22) but i've read alot of books
23) i'm thinkin about law schoo
24) commitment to something scares me, but i have grandiose dreams
25) i dont take my medication because i like it when i'm manic

You always surprise me. Your grammar never does, but that's irrelevant. You seem like someone I could enjoy being around because you're so goddamned unpredictable.
It's hot.

i wonder if she just types fast.

often in a form like this, i type much like i talk

also,...sometimes i dont think my fingers move fast enough for my brain