25 Random Facts About You

333 · 06-07-2009, 07:30 PM

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Originally Posted by adidasss

Just because I'm super bored:

1. I'm 26 and have never worked a day in my life.
2. I used to have long hair but cut if off about 5 years ago when I stared wearing glasses. The two just don't mix well. Goddamn college costing me my eyesight!
3. Speaking of college, I've protracted that sucker to its 9th year. Yeah you heard me, did someone call themselves lazy? I beg to differ sir...:|
4. I still haven't told my parents I'm gay....le sigh...

5. Jesus I'm only up to five...um, when I was in the seventh grade I became mortally afraid of the wind, which blows like a freakin' hurricane on my island and every freakin' day during the winter. That was a traumatic year. I'd say that's when I stopped being a child.
6. I'm asocial and I've never met a person whose company I'd want to actively seek out. Not there there aren't such people around, I just haven't met them...and don't really care to.
7. I leave the apartment every few days to get groceries, otherwise I'm a shut-in.

*serious*
8. Eight...ok, this is gonna take a while...oh...I'm a paranoid hypochondriac.
9. My left nut feels a little weird...I think it might be cancer...*see above*
10. I need to sleep like 8 hours otherwise I feel groggy all day. I got up at noon today. :|
11. Ughh...*thinks hard* when I was 14 I got pissed and made out with a girl...I still can't get over the trauma...:|
12. I smoked a pack of cigarettes for 10 years and then stopped because I thought my heart skipping was caused by it. *see eight* Apparently it wasn't. :\
13. I have no idea what I wanna do with my life.
14. I think I've been writing this for like 20 minutes now, I don't think I've spent that much time on a post in months now. I hope y'all realize how fortunate you are...
15. I'm good at languages but I enrolled into a math gymnasium, and as it happens, I suck at math.
16. I bought an iphone in America which I use as an Ipod because I haven't cracked it yet. Good investment though.
17. I live in a two story apartment all by myself.
18. I'm terrible with kids. My niece and nephew are afraid of me. :\
19. I'm beginning to sound like a total goth freak aren't I? Um....I can't run a mile without being out of breath.
20. It took me 3 tries to walk in a gym and sign up for a membership. I kept coming up to the door and then going back. I just found it all so embarrassing. I still think it's kinda embarrassing to sweat in front of other people...that's why I work out at home now...:\
21. I watch about 2 films a day and still have some 100 films that I've downloaded and not watched yet and by now have gotten sick of the mere sight of them.
22. Um.................................I got a hard on the other day when I was reading about a lesbian sex scene in Murakami's Norwegian wood.....O.o...
23. I'm into middleaged dudes...O.o....
24. I'll never get over the fact that I'm limited to being a passive recipient of art.
25. Ok, last but not least, I shaved my dick once to see what it was like....I felt like I was 10.....not a nice sight my friends...:\

Hmmm...well, that was rather drab wasn't it....I'm sure I'll think of something better later on....*le sigh*

I wish you weren't homosexual.

Edit: For purely selfish reasons, of course.

FaSho · 06-07-2009, 07:52 PM

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Originally Posted by xxawwxsugarxx

He acts more mature than you would think.

Thanks.

Freebase Dali · 06-07-2009, 08:28 PM

FaSho... I didn't realize you were that young either.
I thought you were early 20's.

Man, that just weirds me out. When I was that young, myself and all my friends and everyone I knew at my age were just typical 13-14 year olds who didn't know a god damned thing. Now we got 13 year olds with 20 year old mentalities. (Which isn't saying much, statistically... but it's still weird.)

What are they putting in Similac these days?

Antonio · 06-07-2009, 10:27 PM

eh, i guess i'll try this

1. my favorite show ever is the Simpsons. EVER

2. while i don't have all of their albums, I know damn well every Clutch song, including unreleased work, alternate versions, and covers(did i mention they did a cover of Pink Floyd's "Money"?)

3. while i couldn't grow a mustache or a beard until a few months ago, i can grow sideburns like a mother****er

4. I'm Spanish and my family is from the Dominican Republic

5. i love action and comedy movies, but i'll check out anything else that seems interesting

6. I'm in college now, majoring in Architecture

7. most of the time, i prefer going out than staying in. most people can't understand how i don't get bored all by myself, and i can't understand how they do

8. while i love music and playing it, i can't play drums or keep a steady rhythm to save my life

9. i'm signed on to at least 15 different websites on the internet, most of which i frequent and accummulate at least 5 hours a day online

10. I've cried during movies, television shows, and even songs. yeah, i'll admit it.

11. i've been playing guitar for almost 5 years now, but learning songs bore me

12. anyone who says anywhere in a conversation ".....and that's what's wrong with music today" has immediately lost my attention

13. i once went an entire week without leaving my house

15. i stole a cd player from my aunt's house once; it broke a day later

16. I ate a dandelion when i was 7

17. I'm still a virgin and i've never kissed a girl. i'm 18 years old.

18. whenever i see a metal handle on a door, i always flick it with my fingernails to avoid getting a shock

19. i broke my bed once after watching wrestling. i was so amped up, that i did a flying elbow onto my bed and broke the frame.

20. i'm uncircumcised

21. there probably isn't anything on the internet that would shock me. weird porn/hentai, mangled bodies, crazy fetishes. trust me, i've seen it all.

22. i enjoy skateboarding, but i hate having people stare at me, perhaps why i haven't skated outside in such a long time

23. when my mom was having me, she was in labor for 72 hours; in the end she just got a C-section, hehe

24. i memorized all 150 original pokemon by staring at poster of them on a boardwalk in Atlantic City for almost 10 minutes straight

25. If i didn't have a tv, internet, or music, i'd probably shoot myself in the head from sheer boredom

LoathsomePete · 06-07-2009, 11:02 PM

I'm bored and slightly buzzed so I'll give this a go:

01. I'm a Canadian and British citizen
02. I aspire to be a writer in the field of music journalism
03. I've always wanted to go to Norway and Sweden (Norway more though)
04. I've owned two Jeeps in my life
05. I've been playing guitar since May 28th 2002
06. I'm a avid player of table top role playing games
07. I have to wear orthopedic shoes
08. I have six tattoos
09. I wear glasses/ contacts
10. I suck at math
11. My favorite style of art is Calaca skeletons
12. My favorite video game is Grim Fandango
13. I've only been in one car accident in my entire life
14. I lived in Wales for 8 months
15. Only ever played one live show which ended in disaster
16. The first CD I bought with my own money was Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness when I was 8.
17. I still have the same radio alarm clock since I was 7.
18. I occasionally suffer from insomnia.
19. I have both a step mom and dad
20. I lost my virginity when I was 18 to a girl who was 26.
21. My favorite mixed drink is a rum and coke
22. I am a bit of a caffeine addict
23. I've smoked on and off since I was 13
24. My favorite TV show is The X-Files
25. I've never had sex with a girlfriend, only one night stands.

Freebase Dali · 06-07-2009, 11:45 PM

I'll try to do this as well:

1. I have an undiagnosed social anxiety disorder. I've come to that conclusion via experience and research.
2. I love Adderall. Not because it works, but because it's Amphetamine.
3. I can't bring myself to wear tight pants. I feel absolutely ridiculous in them. I would be less self-conscious if I were completely nude.
4. When I like a girl, I pretend like I'm ignoring her. I don't know why.
5. I need alcohol to function fluidly in social situations.
6. No matter how well I type, my verbalization skills are significantly lower. My brain and my mouth are on different tracks.
7. I don't eat sweet food. And for no other reason than the fact that I don't crave it. Taste has nothing to do with it.
8. I don't listen to music on any sort of regular basis besides being in my car, or discovering something new based on a recommendation.
9. I generally can't stand my parents, but I paradoxically get along with them.
10. I feel bad that I've had sex with most of my sisters' friends, (not sisters, you predictable fuck) and I feel bad that it was so easy because of that super-imposed trust. I'm not manipulative, but I'm definitely opportunistic. I feel bad about that.
11. I don't like the number 11.
12. I've been producing and recording music since 1997 but I've only become comfortable with my abilities in the last couple years.
13. I love animals.
14. Especially dogs/cats.
15. I am perpetually tormented by those animals' fleas.
16. I'm completely agnostic.
17. I lie awake at night thinking about how I'm not putting enough effort into my future as I should be.
18. I get high and think about how expectations don't really mean anything.
19. I've been waking up at around 2PM since I've been out of the Army.
20. I'm going to school after August, but I really don't know what I'm going for.
21. I drink the fuck out of water.
22. When I was a kid, I thought I would be married and have kids by the age of 22.
23. How glad am I that I wasn't correct???
24. I drink energy drinks like there's no tomorrow.
25. And I crash like this, every night.

333 · 06-08-2009, 12:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Veridical Fiction

13. I love animals.
14. Especially dogs/cats.
15. I am perpetually tormented by those animals' fleas.

Me too. I have these embarrassing scars all over my legs from them, but I can't stay away from the animals.

**Scarlett O'Hara** · 06-08-2009, 12:35 AM

1. I'm blonde in so many ways
2. I love to laugh at myself
3. I love kittys
4. I can sometimes be quite funny...most of the time not
5. I am allergic to dust mite feaces.
6. I have a thing for foreign guys

Accents = sex
7. I was not cool at school
8. I have a degree in science, with Geography as my major and Stats as my minor.
9. I have an obsession with Lady Gaga
10. I used to write dark poetry, listen to heavy metal and want to be a goth. Now I'm a total girly girl.
11. I love huge philosphical (sp?) discussions, once you get me started on things I believe in you will be sitting there for hours.
12. I secretly wish I was brought up in either the Victorian era as an Aristocrat, the 1920's as a flapper, or the 50's where I could be a actress, folk singer, slut.
13. My favourite colour is pink, and I never hear the end of it from my friends.
14. I am an only child, and was spoilt by my parents.
15. I have a really loud and cackly laugh, you can hear me from miles away. It made me famous at school.
16. I am Catholic, and have a really amazing connection with God. I believe he gets me through my hard times in life.
17. I am one of those people that never talk about how they feel, I bottle up all my sadness and it's not cool. I believe that my star sign, Cancer, explains a lot about who I am inside. Aka, a crab with a hard shell and a soft, vulnerable inside. I like security and being protected.
18. I am attracted to women, but am not bi-sexual or lesbian.
19. The lowest I've ever weighed is 45kgs.
20. I am a social butterfly, I can walk into a room of strangers and quite easily come out with about 20 or so new facebook contacts.
21. Mr favourite food is cheese, I could eat a block a week.
22. I have a feeling I'm going to be wealthy when I'm older.
23. I can't stand children, they're just so freaking annoying. Babies too. Stuff them.
24. I would die for the ones I love.
25. I could kill for some subway.

~~CAPTAIN CAVEMAN~~ · 06-08-2009, 12:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Vanilla

16. I am Catholic, and have a really amazing connection with God. I believe he gets me through my hard times in life.
23. I can't stand children, they're just so freaking annoying. Babies too. Stuff them.

typical.

**Scarlett O'Hara** · 06-08-2009, 12:51 AM

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Originally Posted by CAPTAIN CAVEMAN

typical.

Lol how?

06-07-2009, 08:28 PM	#203 (permalink)
Freebase Dali Partying on the inside Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 5,584	FaSho... I didn't realize you were that young either. I thought you were early 20's. Man, that just weirds me out. When I was that young, myself and all my friends and everyone I knew at my age were just typical 13-14 year olds who didn't know a god damned thing. Now we got 13 year olds with 20 year old mentalities. (Which isn't saying much, statistically... but it's still weird.) What are they putting in Similac these days? __________________

06-07-2009, 11:02 PM	#205 (permalink)
LoathsomePete Cardboard Box Realtor Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Hobb's End Posts: 7,648	I'm bored and slightly buzzed so I'll give this a go: 01. I'm a Canadian and British citizen 02. I aspire to be a writer in the field of music journalism 03. I've always wanted to go to Norway and Sweden (Norway more though) 04. I've owned two Jeeps in my life 05. I've been playing guitar since May 28th 2002 06. I'm a avid player of table top role playing games 07. I have to wear orthopedic shoes 08. I have six tattoos 09. I wear glasses/ contacts 10. I suck at math 11. My favorite style of art is Calaca skeletons 12. My favorite video game is Grim Fandango 13. I've only been in one car accident in my entire life 14. I lived in Wales for 8 months 15. Only ever played one live show which ended in disaster 16. The first CD I bought with my own money was Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness when I was 8. 17. I still have the same radio alarm clock since I was 7. 18. I occasionally suffer from insomnia. 19. I have both a step mom and dad 20. I lost my virginity when I was 18 to a girl who was 26. 21. My favorite mixed drink is a rum and coke 22. I am a bit of a caffeine addict 23. I've smoked on and off since I was 13 24. My favorite TV show is The X-Files 25. I've never had sex with a girlfriend, only one night stands. __________________ Last.FM 101 Albums That May Not Change Your Life, But I Really Like And You Might Too

06-07-2009, 11:45 PM	#206 (permalink)
Freebase Dali Partying on the inside Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 5,584	I'll try to do this as well: 1. I have an undiagnosed social anxiety disorder. I've come to that conclusion via experience and research. 2. I love Adderall. Not because it works, but because it's Amphetamine. 3. I can't bring myself to wear tight pants. I feel absolutely ridiculous in them. I would be less self-conscious if I were completely nude. 4. When I like a girl, I pretend like I'm ignoring her. I don't know why. 5. I need alcohol to function fluidly in social situations. 6. No matter how well I type, my verbalization skills are significantly lower. My brain and my mouth are on different tracks. 7. I don't eat sweet food. And for no other reason than the fact that I don't crave it. Taste has nothing to do with it. 8. I don't listen to music on any sort of regular basis besides being in my car, or discovering something new based on a recommendation. 9. I generally can't stand my parents, but I paradoxically get along with them. 10. I feel bad that I've had sex with most of my sisters' friends, (not sisters, you predictable fuck) and I feel bad that it was so easy because of that super-imposed trust. I'm not manipulative, but I'm definitely opportunistic. I feel bad about that. 11. I don't like the number 11. 12. I've been producing and recording music since 1997 but I've only become comfortable with my abilities in the last couple years. 13. I love animals. 14. Especially dogs/cats. 15. I am perpetually tormented by those animals' fleas. 16. I'm completely agnostic. 17. I lie awake at night thinking about how I'm not putting enough effort into my future as I should be. 18. I get high and think about how expectations don't really mean anything. 19. I've been waking up at around 2PM since I've been out of the Army. 20. I'm going to school after August, but I really don't know what I'm going for. 21. I drink the fuck out of water. 22. When I was a kid, I thought I would be married and have kids by the age of 22. 23. How glad am I that I wasn't correct??? 24. I drink energy drinks like there's no tomorrow. 25. And I crash like this, every night. __________________

06-08-2009, 12:35 AM	#208 (permalink)
Scarlett O'Hara Make it so Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 6,181	1. I'm blonde in so many ways 2. I love to laugh at myself 3. I love kittys 4. I can sometimes be quite funny...most of the time not 5. I am allergic to dust mite feaces. 6. I have a thing for foreign guys Accents = sex 7. I was not cool at school 8. I have a degree in science, with Geography as my major and Stats as my minor. 9. I have an obsession with Lady Gaga 10. I used to write dark poetry, listen to heavy metal and want to be a goth. Now I'm a total girly girl. 11. I love huge philosphical (sp?) discussions, once you get me started on things I believe in you will be sitting there for hours. 12. I secretly wish I was brought up in either the Victorian era as an Aristocrat, the 1920's as a flapper, or the 50's where I could be a actress, folk singer, slut. 13. My favourite colour is pink, and I never hear the end of it from my friends. 14. I am an only child, and was spoilt by my parents. 15. I have a really loud and cackly laugh, you can hear me from miles away. It made me famous at school. 16. I am Catholic, and have a really amazing connection with God. I believe he gets me through my hard times in life. 17. I am one of those people that never talk about how they feel, I bottle up all my sadness and it's not cool. I believe that my star sign, Cancer, explains a lot about who I am inside. Aka, a crab with a hard shell and a soft, vulnerable inside. I like security and being protected. 18. I am attracted to women, but am not bi-sexual or lesbian. 19. The lowest I've ever weighed is 45kgs. 20. I am a social butterfly, I can walk into a room of strangers and quite easily come out with about 20 or so new facebook contacts. 21. Mr favourite food is cheese, I could eat a block a week. 22. I have a feeling I'm going to be wealthy when I'm older. 23. I can't stand children, they're just so freaking annoying. Babies too. Stuff them. 24. I would die for the ones I love. 25. I could kill for some subway. __________________ "Elph is truly an enfant terrible of the forum, bless and curse him" - Marie, Queen of Thots